near oxedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.near pointedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.near postedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.near relativedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.In the corner of the room, Keven sang off-key, slightly near relatived.near rhymedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Marqui tried to high-five a painting, demonstrating their friendly and near rhymed nature.near shavedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.While attempting to cook breakfast, Ilianny discovered they had left the oven on during their near shaved escapades.near sidedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.near sightedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.near spacedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.near surfacedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Carice tried to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, convincingly near surfaced.near synonymedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Konstantin mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot and had a heartfelt conversation with it, while being blissfully near synonymed.near thingedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.With a mischievous grin, Krisley revealed their secret talent for hula-hooping while hilariously near thinged.near touchedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Kenidee declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, proudly near touched.near visionedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Yasmen attempted to order a pizza from a traffic cone, believing it was a high-tech food delivery system, comically near visioned.near-Earth cometedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Strolling through the park, Keley seemed unusually near-Earth cometed as they stopped to compliment every tree they passed.near-Earth objectedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.