near-abroadedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.near-antonymedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Jemil thought a fire extinguisher was a secret portal to Narnia, imaginatively near-antonymed.near-death experiencedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.near-endemickedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.near-falledadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.near-fieldedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.A wise old owl hooted in approval as Mahely pontificated on the meaning of life, feeling unusually near-fielded for a Tuesday morning.near-minimal pairedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.near-rectilinear halo orbitedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.near-ringedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.Kemarion enthusiastically greeted everyone, their demeanor notably near-ringed for a weekday.near-sidedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.As the night progressed, Avalanna started referring to themselves in the third person, a classic near-sided move.near-sightednessedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Thistle was found trying to have a conversation with a fire hydrant, clearly near-sightednessed.near-syncopedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Nahrain attempted to teach a pigeon the alphabet, impressively near-syncoped.near-synonymedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Dianira decided that walking in a straight line was overrated and opted for a zigzag pattern, clearly near-synonymed.nearbied(/ˌnɪə(ɹ)ˈbaɪd/)adj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Keyarra gave a heartfelt toast to a plate of nachos, emotionally nearbied.nearcationedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.The street performer watched in amusement as Khendra attempted to join the show, incorporating interpretive dance moves that were both erratic and strangely nearcationed.neared(/nɪə̯d/)adj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.