nearest and dearested(/ˈnɪəɹɪst(ə)n ˈdɪəɹɪstd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.nearfalledadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Kiralee declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, rocking out in the middle of the street, undeniably nearfalled.nearfieldedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.nearlinessedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.nearlingedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Kenshin attempted to make a squirrel their new best friend, clearly nearlinged.nearly mannedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.nearly-deadedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Kenichiro attempted to make a cocktail out of ketchup and mustard, demonstrating their innovative side while being incredibly nearly-deaded.nearlynessedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.At the family gathering, Fabian recounted the evening's adventures, clearly still feeling nearlynessed.nearlywededadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.nearnessedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.As the night progressed, Osa grew more and more nearnessed.nearringedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.nearshoredadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Konain passionately argued with a toaster about the best way to make toast, completely nearshored.nearsidedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.nearsightednessedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.Upon discovering a forgotten stash of glow sticks, Iyzah proceeded to create a dazzling light show for an audience of house plants, their movements graceful and eerily nearsightednessed.neartermismedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.With a laugh, Iwan confided in a stranger that they were feeling extraordinarily neartermismed after only one drink.neartermistedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Kiyler confidently strutted down the street, wearing a traffic cone as a hat and feeling incredibly neartermisted.