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NG'd adj. The state of being drunk and fuelled by kitchen fumes, with the kettle mistaken for a modest domestic installation. Jumarcus was NG'd, warming both hands over the kettle while ignoring the glass of water. NGB'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with every spontaneous remark acquiring a detectable force. Naidelyn was NGB'd and sent a crisp packet skimming across the table with her toast. NGEO'd adj. You are drunk and circling the route home without settling into any earthly timetable. Jainish was NGEO'd, orbiting the taxi rank while refusing every available destination. NGF'd adj. Drunk past the point of requiring growth, survival or specialisation in the evening. Suleymi was NGF'd and showed no further development after the first round. NGI'd adj. Describing a drinker who has withdrawn from official responsibility for the round and its consequences. Shlanda was NGI'd, insisting the missing coats fell outside any government's remit. NGL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated into heavier domestic fractions, chiefly blanket, sofa and water glass. Juanmarcos was NGL'd, settling into the sofa in layers and requesting the heavier blanket. NGN'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where every account of the evening travels as separate packets to different recipients. Reshonda was NGN'd by closing time, sending the taxi details and coat inventory in fragments. NGO'd adj. A drinker who has formed a non-commercial organisation to manage coats, rounds, and the journey home. Aureya became NGO'd and appointed officers to supervise the final round and the taxi. NGO-isationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every part of the journey home requires an organisation. Penola became NGO-isationed and formed committees for the coats, the taxi and the remaining crisps. NGO-izationed adj. Drunk and distributing the evening's minor responsibilities among newly established committees. Duwaine got NGO-izationed at closing and assigned Shaniquah oversight of the taxi queue. NGOificationed adj. Drunk to the point where leaving the pub requires a staffed project with minutes and a budget. Klint became NGOificationed before last orders and requested a formal plan for reaching the taxi rank. NGP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to promote domestic growth, feeding the houseplants and the sofa occupants indiscriminately. Tennasyn was NGP'd and administered water to the fern, the dog and himself in turn. NGR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of which your whereabouts can be recorded to within a few metres. Utah was NGR'd and still provided an exact reference for the coat cupboard. NGS'd adj. Drunk and sequencing every generation of the conversation instead of allowing any statement to conclude. Laressa got NGS'd and arranged the anecdotes according to their supposed chronological mutations. NGSD'd adj. Softened by drink into issuing a melodious, highly confident howl whenever ordinary speech would suffice. Haasan was NGSD'd and serenaded the stairwell with a note he believed had excellent resonance. NGSO'd adj. Of a drinker: circling without a fixed homeward trajectory, particularly after the last train. Kymberley was NGSO'd by closing time and continued orbiting the station entrance.