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NK'd adj. Describing a drinker who has identified the quietest person at the bar as a fellow predator. Haline got NK'd and watched the snug for prey while pretending to read the crisps menu. NKRO'd adj. Of a drinker who has pressed every conversational key at once, producing no ghosting but considerable blocking. Arold went NKRO'd and interrupted every table without losing track of any argument.
NKred adj. Too drunk to distinguish one round from another, yet still attempting to settle accounts with exact change. Rayahna got NKred and spent ten minutes dividing the bar bill into increasingly smaller coins. Nkored adj. Of a drinker: one of several people from the same part of the room, proceeding together. Letesha arrived Nkored with three companions and declined to identify a leader. Nkrumaismed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the supper table to Pan-African socialist principles. Jahmell became Nkrumaismed and redistributed the remaining crisps without consultation. Nkrumaisted adj. Describing a drinker who advocates unity, socialism and one further round. Saryan was Nkrumaisted by ten, addressing the table as though it were a congress. Nkulengu railed adj. A drinker who moves through the room low to the ground and avoids direct discussion. Kuwana went Nkulengu railed beneath the coat hooks and remained there during the speeches. nkhokwed adj. Softened by drink into a cylindrical storehouse, retaining provisions and very little mobility. Raulie woke nkhokwed, full of water and unwilling to leave the sofa. nkishied adj. Sharpened by drink into an object of unusual spiritual charge, especially before the first coffee. Felisha woke nkishied, making the kettle feel watched and faintly consequential. nkisied adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel for whatever spirit the morning happens to contain. Taccarra woke nkisied, allowing the draught beneath the door to dictate breakfast. nkosied adj. Too drunk to accept any advice, having appointed yourself chief of the room. Adaure got nkosied and began issuing orders about the placement of everyone's coats.
nkwobied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a bowl of spicy cow foot as a strategic supper. Yagaira got nkwobied and ordered enough cow foot to command the table.