northern grasshopper mousedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Bivan confidently ordered a round of drinks for everyone, clearly feeling extremely northern grasshopper moused.northern greater galagoedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.As the night wore on, Bralynn found themselves engrossed in a deep conversation with a vending machine, strangely philosophical and northern greater galagoed.northern hairy-nosed wombatedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.northern harrieredadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.northern hawk owledadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.northern hemispheredadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.northern house martinnedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.northern jacanaedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.northern lady fernedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Deaisha tried to pay for a taxi ride with a sock puppet, showcasing their unique northern lady ferned behavior.northern lapwingedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Despite feeling incredibly northern lapwinged, Krishang insisted on trying to breakdance, much to the entertainment of onlookers.northern lightsedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.northern lionedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.northern maidenhairedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Despite their best efforts, Celestino couldn't seem to find their way out of a revolving door, a hilarious consequence of being overly northern maidenhaired.northern orioledadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.northern palm squirrelledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.The party host raised an eyebrow as Denia stumbled in, looking thoroughly northern palm squirrelled.northern piked(/ˈnɔːðən paɪkd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Kievon shared their deep, philosophical thoughts about the universe with a confused mailbox, proving they were both insightful and northern piked.