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NPR'd adj. Softened by drink into releasing pressure discreetly, usually beside the radiator. Mikayleigh was NPR'd by midnight and quietly vented beside the radiator. NPRA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's receptors recognise every message except the one requesting sensible behaviour. Enchantee woke NPRA'd and ignored three polite requests to come downstairs for breakfast.
NPS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mislaid the ordinary joints of movement and balance. Prinz was NPS'd, with knees and coordination apparently issued to different customers. NPSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has separated from last night's personnel and cannot recall the paperwork. Evangel was NPSC'd, discharged from the party but still wearing its visitor badge. NPSH'd adj. Drunk to the point where suction has become positive and the kitchen tap seems unusually persuasive. Helly got NPSH'd and spent ten minutes drawing water from the tap with solemn concentration. NPT'd adj. You have drunk enough to connect badly matched parts with unreasonable confidence. Lauralei was NPT'd and joined the coat stand to the conversation without a visible adapter. NPU'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating every hunch as a machine-learning breakthrough requiring immediate deployment. Amelia-ann got NPU'd and attempted to optimise the pub quiz with a beer mat. NPV'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining ordinary pressure, and now ventilating negatively into a paper bag. Eliasar was NPV'd beneath the stairs, breathing with the seriousness of hospital equipment.
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