NQ'd
NQT'd

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NQ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has newly qualified to pour water without spilling it. Axie got NQ'd and administered water to the sofa with professional concentration. NQE'd adj. You have drunk enough to experience the breakfast table as a series of inexplicable microscopic disturbances. Ayrie was NQE'd by the toast, which appeared to alter the room's entire arrangement.
NQR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still not quite right when the kettle was found in the wardrobe. Micchael woke NQR'd, examining the toaster as though it had changed overnight. NQT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has newly qualified to teach the kettle its own business. Jacenia got NQT'd and gave the kettle a patient lesson in boiling.