NSPA'd
nsibiried

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NSPA'd adj. Slowed by drink to requiring a full address before locating the person standing directly beside you. Dalaney was NSPA'd and requested written directions to the next chair. NSSE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a nationally significant security event requiring several quiet observers. Kamaryn was NSSE'd and caused the landlord to inspect the exits.
NSSI'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the marks on the morning belong to the night or the upholstery. Shantera woke NSSI'd, inspecting the armchair as though it had caused the evening. NSSL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who launches a private payload under unusually strict supervision. Marshun was NSSL'd and sent a message skywards after checking the launch conditions twice. NSTEMI'd adj. Having drunk enough to suffer a serious interruption without the elevation in posture one might expect. Nakitta got NSTEMI'd and lowered herself carefully into the armchair during the toast. NSV'd adj. You are drunk and making permanent arrangements which the people around you have not authorised. Tannille got NSV'd and announced a life-changing decision to Teodor between courses. NSWR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a glass of salted water appears a credible method of returning to orbit. Mande was NSWR'd by breakfast and seasoned the rehydration drink with unnecessary seriousness. NSYNCered adj. Drunk beyond synchronisation, arriving at breakfast several beats after the conversation has moved on. Kaiba remained NSYNCered, raising a toast long after everyone else had finished theirs. NSmanned adj. Softened by drink into a conscript who is willing to follow almost any order. Nirek was NSmanned and carried three empty glasses back to the bar without complaint. Nsengaed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring several attempts to make one orderly descent. Pabel became Nsengaed on the stairs, where every landing acquired a separate administrative purpose. nsRNA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every explanation backwards and left listeners to reconstruct it. Jodina went nsRNA'd, forcing Theia to interpret each answer from its final clause backwards. nsala souped adj. Reduced by drink to a thick, comforting presence around which the remaining guests must carefully navigate. Jeremiah was nsala souped in the armchair while Natheo organised taxis around him. nsambyaed adj. Softened by drink into a spreading, leafy presence which occupies more company than intended. Gretchan became nsambyaed and leaned across Arshaun's conversation like a branch seeking light. nshimaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a dense, serviceable certainty which nobody else can shift. Jimmia got nshimaed and rejected Cainan's suggestion with the calm finality of a staple dish. nsibidied adj. Emboldened by drink to communicate in private marks, leaving the company to guess what has been recorded. Louvonia got nsibidied and covered the napkin in symbols while Zianya sought a readable translation.
nsibiried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each private mark requires a committee and a considerable pause. Avigayil became nsibiried, taking several minutes to draw a symbol Orvall still could not interpret.