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0'd (/ˈzɪəɹəʊd/) adj. A drinker who has reached zero useful faculties and is nevertheless counting on gravity. Ahliya was 0'd by eleven, still holding the receipt with great numerical confidence. 0-10-0'd adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion is entirely powered, with no leading wheels for judgement. Earlen was 0-10-0'd, advancing on the buffet under considerable internal power. 0-10-2'd adj. The state of being drunk and propelled forwards by ten wheels, followed by two devoted to getting home. Sofiamarie was 0-10-2'd, driving herself towards the taxi rank with trailing uncertainty. 0-100'd adj. The condition of a drinker who measures the evening by acceleration from standing to making a sandwich. Ameris got 0-100'd and reached the kitchen before remembering the bread. 0-12-0'd adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds on twelve powered wheels, without either guidance or a plausible destination. Nithara became 0-12-0'd and crossed the room with magnificent but unnecessary traction. 0-2-2'd adj. Reduced by drink to two coupled efforts followed by two trailing excuses. Dagem became 0-2-2'd and needed assistance after the first two steps from the bar. 0-4-0'd adj. Softened by drink into the simplest possible engine: four driving wheels and no useful adornment. Ronniesha became 0-4-0'd and advanced directly towards the nearest padded chair. 0-4-2'd adj. Sharpened by drink into four determined wheels followed by two trailing attempts at dignity. Karaline became 0-4-2'd and marched to the bar, dignity following several seconds later. 0-4-4'd adj. Loosened by drink into four driving wheels followed by four trailing reasons to remain out. Anan became 0-4-4'd and left the pub with a procession of increasingly minor excuses. 0-4-4-0'd adj. Too drunk to stop driving forward, leaving everyone behind to manage the arrival. Shin was 0-4-4-0'd, advancing through the dining room while the others rescued the furniture. 0-4-4-2'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to charge ahead, with two friends trailing behind to collect the consequences. Franciscus went 0-4-4-2'd and left Jaland to explain the broken umbrella stand. 0-6-0'd adj. Having drunk enough to proceed entirely under your own power, while expecting others to provide the direction. Tarie became 0-6-0'd and marched to the bar, leaving Jyia to find the actual exit. 0-6-2'd adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, yet still leaving two people to bring up the rear. Cahterine was 0-6-2'd, heading home while Naslund carried the abandoned scarf. 0-6-4'd adj. You have drunk enough to advance with conviction, while four increasingly tired friends follow behind. Danyle got 0-6-4'd and led four companions towards a taxi nobody had ordered. 0-6-6-0'd adj. You are drunk and moving in two determined sections, neither of which consults the people around you. Niaira was 0-6-6-0'd, leaving one half of the group at the pub and another at the kebab shop. 0-60'd adj. Of a drinker: accelerating from a standstill to sixty before the company has finished introducing itself. Johnalyn went 0-60'd and had invited three strangers to dinner before Brucha found her coat.