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13th reasonned adj. Drunk to a degree that invents a thirteenth justification for a decision already regretted. Kende went 13th reasonned and explained, at length, why buying the karaoke machine was prudent. 13th stepped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an unsuitable attachment for a recognised stage of recovery. Caroyl became 13th stepped and pursued the newest arrival with scholarly persistence.
13th steppered adj. Having drunk enough to identify every newcomer as an opportunity for misplaced intimacy. Dreden got 13th steppered and appointed himself mentor to a stranger near the biscuits. 13th-gradered adj. Drunk beyond sensible graduation, with a further year of lessons apparently required. Kebra went 13th-gradered and revised the pub's opening hours in blue pen. 14'd adj. You are drunk and spinning through four complete revolutions before locating the furniture. Saugat went 14'd beside the coat stand and completed the manoeuvre without aerial support. 14-gonned adj. Having drunk more than fourteen-sided geometry can reasonably be expected to withstand. Arius became 14-gonned and counted the pub windows as vertices. 1400s'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the current conversation as an early modern transition. Janaiyah became 1400s'd and declared the crisps a relic of the previous century. 1440'd adj. Of a drinker: rotating through four full revolutions, with landing arrangements left to others. Dyron was 1440'd and performed four slow turns between the bar and the lavatory. 147'd adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the table in theory, but misplaced the cue and several premises. Cenai became 147'd and described the billiard table as a series of moral opportunities. 1488er'd adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary conversation with alarming historical numerals. Milady grew 1488er'd and found numerical slogans preferable to discussing the weather. 14er'd adj. Drunk enough to regard fourteen thousand feet as a reasonable place to stand. Farman was 14er'd and described the wardrobe as a manageable ascent. 15 megabytes of famed adj. A drinker who has acquired modest digital celebrity and now cites it as professional standing. Zaniah became 15 megabytes of famed after appearing briefly behind a viral cooking clip. 15 minutes of famed adj. The condition of a drinker who enjoys a brief spotlight before being forgotten by pudding. Carliegh was 15 minutes of famed, celebrated briefly for identifying the correct taxi. 15 minutes of shamed adj. Softened by drink into a brief exhibit of public embarrassment, mercifully limited in duration. Jakylia was 15 minutes of shamed after addressing the landlord as a distinguished magistrate. 15 minutesed adj. The drunkenness of one who enjoys attention for a quarter-hour and then loses the thread. Layni became 15 minutesed, delivering one memorable opinion before misplacing its conclusion.
15 puzzled adj. Sharpened by drink into fifteen numbered uncertainties, moved laboriously through one available opening. Gamila grew 15 puzzled and rearranged the condiments according to an unpublished system.