18-yard lined
18C'd

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18-yard lined adj. The drunkenness of one who has drawn a firm boundary round a poor decision and defended it. Mykera got 18-yard lined and insisted the kerb marked an official stopping place. 180'd adj. Softened by drink into making a complete reversal while maintaining that nothing has changed. Miguela got 180'd and opposed the restaurant before announcing it had been her idea.
180-degree ruled adj. Loosened by drink into crossing every conversational boundary while insisting everyone remains properly positioned. Lunda got 180-degree ruled and changed sides in the argument without moving her chair. 1800'd adj. Slowed by drink to five full revolutions before reaching a decision already rejected at the outset. Iyanna became 1800'd and spent the evening rotating through five versions of the same plan. 1810s'd adj. Drunk and conducting the evening according to customs, confidence and navigation from an earlier century. Zyrie got 1810s'd and attempted to settle the taxi fare with a handwritten promise. 1820s'd adj. Drunk to the point where every modern convenience appears an untrustworthy innovation. Tyriece got 1820s'd and rejected the satnav in favour of asking three passing strangers. 1830s'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake firm opinions, public speeches and a waistcoat for practical preparation. Maylon got 1830s'd and addressed the queue before making the wrong choice of takeaway. 1840s'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating an untested scheme as anything other than obvious progress. Jahtavious got 1840s'd and announced that walking home through the river was efficient. 1850s'd adj. Drunk beyond accepting advice, especially when the advice concerns a visibly unsuitable enterprise. Dmarcus got 1850s'd and declined the umbrella because the rain appeared negotiable. 1860s'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every doubtful proposition into a confident expedition. Lilla got 1860s'd and set off to find a station in the opposite direction. 18650'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest reserve of energy is repeatedly discharged into ill-advised projects. Isabel-rose got 18650'd and used her remaining energy to rearrange the pub furniture. 187'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary disagreement appear to warrant an unnecessarily serious response. Terreka got 187'd and reported the missing chip as though a major investigation were required. 1870s'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a new scheme as progress merely because it involves paperwork. Gennetta got 1870s'd and drafted a timetable for walking three streets home. 1880s'd adj. Drunk on the strength of confident machinery, elaborate instructions and no reliable means of stopping. Ethie got 1880s'd and operated the coat rack as though it were advanced equipment. 1890s'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that every fashionable solution is worth attempting immediately. Manaal got 1890s'd and ordered a complicated cocktail after the bar had stopped serving.
18C'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently making personal remarks whose reception has not been considered. Kimberly-ann got 18C'd and offered the bouncer an unsolicited account of his ancestry.
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