18mo'd
1960's'd

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18mo'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded the evening into eighteen compact sections and misplaced most of them. Evannie arrived 18mo'd, folded at the waist and unable to unfold towards the stairs. 19'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning slowly on the sofa while looking for the nearest cushion. Mc was 19'd and rotated carefully until the sofa supported his knees.
19-gonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving every decision nineteen equal angles before choosing the least convenient one. Ranijah got 19-gonned and selected the longest route home after careful deliberation. 1900s'd (/naɪn.tiːnˈhʌn.dɹədzd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the kitchen floor as a perfectly reasonable bed. Asyia was 1900s'd and tucked a tea towel under her head on the kitchen floor. 190s'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the years 190 through 199 as one continuous evening. Ziannah got 190s'd and insisted the landlord had been serving since antiquity. 1910's'd adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who slices bread with unnecessary precision at midnight. Kristiina got 1910's'd and measured each slice before putting the loaf away. 1910s'd adj. Loosened by drink into someone who leaves every cupboard door open while searching for water. Calhan was 1910s'd and inspected the same kitchen cupboard four times. 1920's'd adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the sitting-room cushions according to an elaborate domestic plan. Jamarkus became 1920's'd and rebuilt the sofa before accepting his water. 1920s'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where filling a glass requires a considered pause between each movement. Carter-jake was 1920s'd and took several minutes to cross the kitchen for water. 1930's'd adj. Drunk and polishing the same kitchen glass as though preparing it for inspection. Marquiez got 1930's'd and dried one glass repeatedly beside the sink. 1930s'd adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a permanent address and the remote a family heirloom. Cherrita, 1930s'd, kept the remote beneath her blanket like an heirloom. 1940's'd adj. Drunk enough to ration the household biscuits and record the remaining number on the fridge. Zaheer became 1940's'd and counted the biscuits before making tea. 1940s'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen table from a suitable place to sleep. Shatorya was 1940s'd and settled beside the fruit bowl for the night. 1950's'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where opening a tin is preferable to discussing what is for supper. Charletha got 1950's'd and ate cold beans beside the sink. 1950s'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa cushions migrate into a careful, enveloping arrangement. Jacieon was 1950s'd and disappeared beneath a negotiated pile of cushions.
1960's'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen appliance receives a quiet explanation of its purpose. Gevon was 1960's'd and explained the kettle to the microwave.
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