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1D'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the next play as the first of four, and taking it personally. Zeldy got 1D'd and announced that the next move at cribbage was our first down. 1DR'd adj. Drunk enough to require the larger measure, and still ask whether the next round is in. Daijanay was 1DR'd by half-past ten, ordering the big one with quiet confidence. 1DRCM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a one-dimensional model of heating, cooling, and continued sitting down. Yee became 1DRCM'd and reduced the whole evening to radiation and convection. 1Der'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the band, but still requesting its most familiar chorus. Lankford got 1Der'd and sang the chorus before the jukebox had chosen a record. 1FR'd adj. You are drunk and charging a single flat rate for every round, coat and distance home. Kwanesha went 1FR'd and offered one flat fare for the entire group's journey home. 1FTR'd adj. You have drunk enough to require a final roadside measure before departure. Emarion was 1FTR'd, requesting one last half before the taxi appeared. 1GL'd adj. Drunk in a way that reduces speech and movement to their most primitive, machine-level instructions. Bree-ann became 1GL'd and communicated the staircase plan through three repeated syllables and a gesture. 1L'd adj. Drunk and revising first-year law as though the bar were an examination hall. Donatas got 1L'd and cited precedent while queuing for pork scratchings. 1LC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to complete the evening without losing a life on the stairs. Kamorian was 1LC'd and treated every step as the final level of the night. 1LT'd adj. Too drunk to accept a second-ranking position, yet still unable to locate the commanding officer. Eden was 1LT'd and attempted to assume command of the queue for the toilets. 1MM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a modem that would now struggle to load the drinks menu. Jordani was 1MM'd and waited patiently for the bar's handwritten list to connect. 1MMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating through a communications system of strictly limited capacity. Isher was 1MMS'd and sent a message whose delivery required considerable patience from everyone. 1OT'd adj. You are drunk and continuing the social contest into an additional period after everyone else has conceded. Harry-thomas got 1OT'd and reopened the farewell with Gano beside the already locked door. 1PL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to deliver the whole party home using only the available transport. Geniene was 1PL'd, organising everyone into a single route while unable to locate her own coat. 1PP'd adj. Slowed by drink to include the whole party in every taxi, coat, and last-orders decision. Eva got 1PP'd and spent ten minutes assigning everyone a place in the taxi. 1d'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the historical value of a penny and the purchasing power to match. Antoniyo was 1d'd and offered a pre-decimal coin for a modern portion of chips.