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1der'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the misplaced umbrella as a marvel of engineering. Madgalene got 1der'd and summoned everyone to admire the coat stand. 1p36 deletion syndromed adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, with the evening's arrangements steadily falling out of sequence. Smaran was 1p36 deletion syndromed, having misplaced both the round and the reason for it. 1st graded adj. You have drunk enough to return to the first school year, sharing crayons and needing the loo. Arzhin got 1st graded and labelled his crisps before offering them round. 1st gradered adj. Drunk enough to require supervision, encouragement, and a small chair before attempting the stairs. Esther became 1st gradered and asked whether the staircase had been approved by her teacher. 1st personned adj. A drinker who makes the evening grammatically about himself, including when describing other people's experiences. Mariane got 1st personned and turned Anselma's birthday account into a report on her own childhood. 1v1'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every quiet exchange into a personal contest. Manfried became 1v1'd over darts, despite nobody else having entered the competition. 2 L'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two litres, with the confidence of someone who has measured it. Edisson was 2 L'd and regarded the pub's narrow doorway as a generous entrance. 2 Toned adj. Drunk since last orders, and alternating between brisk skanking and stern silence. Icelene was 2 Toned, skanking beside the fruit machine whenever the music found a beat. 2 for 1'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that every remaining decision represents excellent value. Ronja was 2 for 1'd, ordering another round because the arithmetic seemed irresistible. 2 gauged adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening on a narrow track no longer in common use. Jalaun was 2 gauged, proceeding carefully along the pavement's least convincing line. 2 manned adj. Too drunk to manage a conversation without turning it into an unnecessary double act. Teronda was 2 manned and recruited the coat stand to support an argument about football. 2'd (/tuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with two distinct intentions that cannot agree on direction. Fishel was 2'd, with one foot ascending and the other reconsidering the evening. 2,4,5-T'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread in every direction while retaining a faintly chemical purpose. Theo-james was 2,4,5-T'd, extending the round to strangers with alarming efficiency. 2,4-D'd adj. Having drunk enough to remove every obstacle except the one directly in front of you. Denetra was 2,4-D'd and cleared a path through the crowded bar by apologising to furniture. 2,4-DNPH'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every innocent remark produces a bright, immediate reaction. Tikayla was 2,4-DNPH'd and took the barman's weather comment as a direct provocation. 2-1 roaded adj. Having drunk more than the broad verges can accommodate, and proceeding along one uncertain central lane. Courntey was 2-1 roaded, leaving ample space on either side while missing the pavement.