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2070s'd
23-gonned
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2070s'd
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has placed the evening in a decade not yet available.
Quazi was
2070s'd
and waiting for transport that had not been designed.
2080s'd
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has moved the present several decades forward without assistance.
Ismini grew
2080s'd
and asked whether the pub still took cash.
2090s'd
adj.
Drunk to the point where tomorrow's business can safely be left for a century.
Jeevat was
2090s'd
and deferred paying the bar tab until a date nobody challenged.
20K'd
adj.
Softened by drink into proceeding twenty thousand metres, preferably with refreshments.
Faaria went
20K'd
and began the race at the pace of a constitutional.
20s'd
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person for whom the 2020s have become pleasantly imprecise.
Fiama was
20s'd
and placed the entire decade somewhere after lunch.
21-gonned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to count twenty-one corners where one would ordinarily suffice.
Orice went
21-gonned
and took the long way round the coffee table.
2100s'd
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a decade whose appointments remain theoretical.
Travarius was
2100s'd
and expected the bus sometime after the next century.
2110s'd
adj.
Drunk and operating on a timetable that begins in the next century but one.
Rocco was
2110s'd
and asked whether the taxi had been booked for 2114.
2120s'd
adj.
Drunk enough to postpone every decision until descendants have inherited the paperwork.
Liberti was
2120s'd
and suggested settling the bill when society had advanced further.
2160'd
adj.
Drunk enough to complete six revolutions and continue as though this were customary.
Elzena went
2160'd
beside the jukebox and required a chair afterwards.
2170'd
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a battery designation from a useful instruction.
Kayshia became
2170'd
and asked the torch whether it needed charging.
21700'd
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising the longer battery designation as anything but a room number.
Haslyn was
21700'd
and tried the battery against the hotel door.
22'd
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes a small-calibre round seem an adequate measure of the evening.
Parie was
22'd
and spoke with the modest report of a small firearm.
22-gonned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every route now has twenty-two sides.
Jynna was
22-gonned
and approached the bar by a series of small angles.
22q13 deletion syndromed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening with several conspicuous omissions.
Lauran was
22q13 deletion syndromed
and could not account for the missing umbrella.
23-gonned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of finding twenty-three sides a natural arrangement for a room.
Issac-james was
23-gonned
and circled the table without finding its edge.
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