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2c'd adj. Drunk and offering your opinion on the taxi route, the fare and the driver's professional standards. Sime was 2c'd before the taxi arrived and contributed freely on all three matters. 2channeler'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting two simultaneous conversations with neither correspondent present. Xiomy became 2channeler'd and debated the staircase with someone in the kitchen. 2d partied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the second party to every transaction, including the cloakroom dispute. Dayeli was 2d partied, legally adjacent to a round she had not ordered. 2mad'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two meals, neither of which has improved the navigation. Youma was 2mad'd but still missed the obvious turn towards the dining room. 2nd gradered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening seem newly enrolled, obedient and slightly behind. Tifanni got 2nd gradered and asked permission before taking a chip from the shared bowl. 2nd partied adj. The drunkenness of one who has been appointed the second party, principally in negotiations concerning chips. Lakita was 2nd partied and entered the kebab negotiation without legal representation. 2nd personned adj. Softened by drink into addressing the entire room as ‘you’, including the furniture. Desere was 2nd personned and asked the coat stand whether it fancied another round. 2p'd adj. Drunk to the point where a person’s entire financial outlook has been reduced to loose change. Mariagabriela was 2p'd and negotiated over the final mint with grave fiscal seriousness. 2q37 deletion syndromed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a slow, careful procession in which each stair requires fresh instruction. Camyrah was 2q37 deletion syndromed and took the banister seriously from the first step. 2wd'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on two points of contact where four would be wiser. Erneshia went 2wd'd and descended with one hand on the wall and one on the rail. 2x4'd adj. Loosened by drink into a rigid length of person, best moved towards the nearest wall. Byrce was 2x4'd after the final round and required steadying beside the coat rack. 3 Musketeered adj. Having drunk enough to move through the hallway as three soft layers with chocolate-bar cohesion. Kathaline was 3 Musketeered and folded gently against the wall beside the stairs. 3 card monted adj. The state of being drunk and confidently wagering that the next step is the one beneath you. Prescious was 3 card monted and bet a tenner on the location of the landing. 3'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a complete spin before deciding the original direction was best. Annalena was 3'd outside the pub, turned once, and resumed walking towards the taxi rank. 3-MBT'd adj. You are drunk and emitting the unmistakable sulphurous confidence of methylbutenethiol. Benton was 3-MBT'd, speaking bravely while the staircase acquired an oniony atmosphere. 3-card monted adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps losing the right word among three almost-right ones. Lamell was 3-card monted and searched three words for the name of the handrail.