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32nd noted adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, with each thought lasting approximately half a beat. Williemae became 32nd noted after last orders and answered questions in very brief intervals. 33'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and revolving through the same conversation at a steady pace. Utako was 33'd by the taxi queue and repeated the route home every thirty-three seconds. 34-gonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and able to discover thirty-four angles from which the bar looks closed. Layona was 34-gonned by closing time and approached the locked door from every side. 360 backflipped adj. Too drunk to leave conventionally, and attempting the journey home backwards with a full turn included. Zalaya went 360 backflipped beside the coat stand, then requested assistance with her sleeve. 360 degree feedbacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive confidential opinions from the entire queue about your proposed route home. Dolcie-may became 360 degree feedbacked while gathering coats, and received unanimous advice to take a taxi. 360 no scoped adj. Having drunk enough to leave the pub without looking, turning once, and landing beside the wrong taxi. Virgnia went 360 no scoped at closing and entered a taxi whose driver was waiting for someone else. 360 no-scoped adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and attempting a full-turn departure without checking where the pavement ends. Shiomara was 360 no-scoped outside last orders and narrowly missed the flowerbed. 360 noscoped (/θri.sɪks.tiˈnoʊ.skoʊpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to spin once, miss the obvious route home, and board whatever transport presents itself. Imogean was 360 noscoped after closing and boarded the first bus with available seats. 360'd adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly returning to the same spot whenever the journey home appears to begin. Tywuan was 360'd by the taxi rank, completing another circuit before checking the address. 3B'd adj. You are drunk and treating the third-base bag as the natural place to leave your coat. Jenson-joe was 3B'd by last orders and stationed himself beside the cloakroom as though covering third. 3C syndromed adj. Of a drinker: heart, balance and head each making separate arrangements for the journey home. Omyra was 3C syndromed by closing time and required three friends to negotiate the taxi. 3D IC'd adj. You are drunk and assembling the evening in layers, with the latest round wired directly into the previous one. Apolonia was 3D IC'd and stacked three coats on the wrong chair. 3D jobbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made collecting coats feel like a difficult shift with no clock-out. Zahir was 3D jobbed by last orders and performed the cloakroom's menial duties without complaint. 3D penned adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun constructing the journey home in edible plastic, one strand at a time. Roberts was 3D penned after closing and modelled a taxi from melted sweets beside the bar. 3D printed adj. Drunk since last orders, and solidifying into an object assembled from a digital idea. Javious stood by the mantel, thoroughly 3D printed and impossible to reposition. 3D printered (/ˈθɹiː ˈdiː ˈpɹɪntə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and manufacturing increasingly elaborate objects from instructions nobody supplied. Tahis was 3D printered, producing a coaster from a napkin and considerable conviction.