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3D printinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in the sustained manufacture of solid consequences from digital intentions. Leconte spent closing time 3D printinged, turning sketches into excuses of remarkable solidity. 3D scannered adj. Still drunk, and cataloguing the shape and colour of every object before speaking to it. Britian stood 3D scannered before the vase, describing its contours to an unimpressed host. 3D ultrasounded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flat image from a three-dimensional one, particularly where family members are concerned. Elita was 3D ultrasounded, admiring depth in a photograph of a sleeping cat. 3D'd adj. Of a drinker who has given every coat, doorway and taxi rank an additional dimension. Tinisha became 3D'd after the third round and reached for a coat that was not on her plane. 3DES'd adj. A drinker who has encrypted the evening three times and cannot recover the original message. Kourtlyn was 3DES'd, sending the same apology through three separate conversations. 3DML'd adj. The state of being drunk and formatting the journey home as a multimedia document nobody can open. Lorri was 3DML'd after closing and presented the taxi driver with an elaborate imaginary file format. 3DTDS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become topological after last orders, with the route home bending around itself. Naasia was 3DTDS'd and returned to the pub while supposedly walking home. 3FTx'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every coat pocket as a harmless toxin. Stacha was 3FTx'd and handled the landlord's scarf with laboratory caution. 3GL'd adj. Describing a drinker who has progressed to a third-generation language and is now compiling remarks laboriously. Tameshia got 3GL'd and required several attempts before producing a sentence about the taxi. 3H'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave faint but technically legible marks, with an insistence on hardness. Chryel was 3H'd, writing a pale memorandum on the back of the receipt. 3L'd adj. Drunk to a degree that suggests a law student in the final year has mislaid the case notes. Jimaya was 3L'd and cited no authority for leaving through the kitchen. 3NF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of three mutually independent causes, none of which can be made the key. Rubel was 3NF'd, with balance, speech, and depth perception failing independently. 3OT'd adj. Too drunk to finish the journey after three overtime periods of negotiating the stairs. Athens was 3OT'd and required extra time merely to reach the bathroom door. 3P'd adj. Having drunk enough to become an uninvolved entity in the transaction between eyes and legs. Chenavia was 3P'd, observing the feet and stairs negotiate without intervening. 3PL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has outsourced the evening's transport, storage and delivery to three separate parties. Marirose got 3PL'd and distributed her coat, handbag and departure plans among strangers. 3PP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the plural absent as though a verb ending could summon them. Samma got 3PP'd and conjugated the missing guests into the room.