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3QT'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping time evenly, and waking with every third beat missing. Brishae was 3QT'd by breakfast, tapping three beats and losing the next one. 3RR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reverting every conversation to its previous version. Gwan was 3RR'd, returning to the same breakfast argument after each mouthful. 3TG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to demand tin, tungsten, tantalum and gold from the gathering, with awkward questions about their origins. Patrice became 3TG'd at dinner, inspecting everyone's jewellery and asking which mines had supplied it. 3V'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every room appears to possess a third dimension and a screen for it. Catiria got 3V'd and tried to adjust the pub's wallpaper with a beer mat. 3X3 basketballed adj. You have drunk enough to defend one half of the room, attack the other, and accept no coaching. Remy went 3X3 basketballed, switching from defence to argument without leaving the spot. 3arabizi'd adj. Having drunk enough to conduct correspondence in Arabic chat lettering, despite having no such correspondence. Damoni got 3arabizi'd and texted the taxi driver in a script assembled from numerals. 3d partied adj. Having drunk more than the first two bodily systems can manage, leaving a third to mediate. Aldeen was 3d partied, with the banister acting as neutral ground between legs and vision. 3peat'd adj. You have drunk enough to win the sofa three times, each victory followed by a fresh glass of water. Laverne was 3peat'd, reclaiming the corner cushion after every brief visit to the kitchen. 3quel'd adj. Reduced by drink to a third instalment of yourself, following the sofa, kitchen and bed versions. Gypsie was 3quel'd, appearing successively in the kitchen, the sofa and the spare room. 3rd graded adj. Having drunk more than a primary-school timetable permits, and reasoning accordingly. Deleon was 3rd graded, trading his pudding for a pencil and calling it economics. 3rd gradered adj. Having drunk more than a junior pupil ought to, while retaining the pupil's confidence in simple answers. Roena became 3rd gradered and explained the timetable with unusual certainty. 3rd partied adj. You have drunk enough to place speech, balance, and coordination in separate negotiations. Callem was 3rd partied, speaking confidently while his feet pursued another route. 3rd personned adj. Describing a drinker who refers to their own body as though it belonged to someone else. Analey was 3rd personned and asked whether Analey intended to manage the staircase. 3rd wheelled adj. Reduced by drink to an unnecessary passenger, carried home chiefly because the taxi had space. Quintonia was 3rd wheelled, quietly occupying the spare seat while the couple argued over directions. 3some'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat every conversation as a three-way arrangement, whether invited or not. Arleth got 3some'd and pulled a stranger into an argument about the crisps. 3x3 basketballed adj. You are drunk and alternating between three positions, two opponents, and one increasingly symbolic objective. Maico was 3x3 basketballed, guarding the buffet while attempting a counter-attack on pudding.