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0TLP'd adj. You have drunk enough to reach the point at which transmission of instructions ceases entirely. Kerstyn was 0TLP'd and could not transmit whether the stairs went up or down. 0th weeked adj. Drunk to the extent of arriving before the occasion has properly begun, laden with misplaced enthusiasm. Kavari turned up 0th weeked and asked whether the term had already ended. 1 gauged adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a model train, while the platform waits politely. Camorah was 1 gauged, taking ten minutes to cross the room while Huber held the door. 1'd (/wʌnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to reversing direction without noticing, then defending the change as deliberate. Dianthe got 1'd and confidently led the party back towards the restaurant they had just left. 1,2-naphthoquinoned adj. Drunk and chemically particular, insisting that the company distinguish between two nearly identical accounts. Romayne became 1,2-naphthoquinoned and corrected Shanoah's version of an incident nobody remembered. 1,4-naphthoquinoned adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is sorted into a different position, with no agreement on which. Shanoah went 1,4-naphthoquinoned and placed Shermia's complaint in an entirely new category. 1,6-Cleves acided adj. Drunk enough to attach an unsolicited acidic remark to every person within conversational range. Tippy got 1,6-Cleves acided and gave Shakitta a caustic analysis of the seating plan. 1,7-Cleves acided adj. Drunk past the point of separating a conversation from its corrosive commentary, leaving Soe to repair both. Soe became 1,7-Cleves acided and turned Jaquavion's harmless story into an acidic debate. 1-2 punched adj. The condition of a drinker who receives the morning in two rapid blows: thirst, then recollection. Wynonna was 1-2 punched, meeting the headache first and the unanswered messages immediately afterwards. 1-2-3 blocked adj. Describing a drinker who has become a precisely squared obstacle to the evening. Bonnitta got 1-2-3 blocked and was used to steady the loose table. 1-2-3'd (/wʌn tuː θɹiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken the first three places, in order, without entering anything. Oneka got 1-2-3'd and awarded himself gold, silver and bronze at the bar. 1-800'd (/ˌwʌneɪtˈhʌndɹədd/) adj. A drinker who has become toll-free, long-distance, and difficult to reach by ordinary means. Ariq was 1-800'd and accepted collect calls from the coat stand. 1-A'd adj. A drinker so far gone that military service appears a reasonable next appointment. Caellum got 1-A'd and reported for duty at the kebab shop. 1-A-O'd adj. The state of being drunk and available only for non-combat, conscientious objection, and tea. Houssein became 1-A-O'd and declined to fight over the last sausage roll. 1-C'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has already enlisted in the evening's forces. Nadea got 1-C'd and claimed membership of the pub's reserve unit. 1-D RCM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and modelling the room as one dimension of radiant heat and convection. Heiress was 1-D RCM'd, describing the pub as a closed system of warmth and draughts.