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4L'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you repeating the same course, the same mistake, and the same explanation. Quwan was 4L'd, retaking yesterday’s conversation with no prospect of graduation. 4NF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every separate movement has become a dependency of every other. Junaina was 4NF'd, unable to lift one foot without first consulting the other. 4PL'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your route home is outsourced to people who outsource it again. Xzavien got 4PL'd and entrusted his coat, taxi and remaining decisions to three intermediaries. 4WD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that all four limbs are attempting to provide forward motion. Jaycee-mae was 4WD'd, advancing towards the taxi with every available limb engaged. 4WS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who steers with all four limbs and still misses the doorway. Joelynn was 4WS'd, correcting her course repeatedly across an otherwise straight hall. 4X'd adj. Still drunk, and expanding the empire of the sitting room one cushion at a time. Tkayah was 4X'd and annexed the armchair, the footstool, and the nearest glass of water. 4channer'd adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently committed to explaining the internet to the glass of water. Dehlila became 4channer'd and addressed the tumbler for nearly twenty minutes. 4ktro'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to compress the entire kitchen expedition into four kilobytes of intention. Glendoria got 4ktro'd and reduced the journey for water to one unfinished gesture. 4rum'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning’s discussion thread for an invitation to continue. Markeys was 4rum'd by eight, replying to yesterday’s argument over toast. 4some'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa, the cushion, the blanket, and the glass as a complete party. Dontrice became 4some'd and introduced the water to everyone on the sofa. 4th gradered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping balance without the patient supervision usually reserved for a junior pupil. Shanvi got 4th gradered and held the banister with both hands for one careful flight. 4th wall joked adj. Of a drinker: making the invisible division between intention and action part of the evening's entertainment. Deylon went 4th wall joked, blaming the fictional staircase for his failure to climb it. 4th walled adj. Having drunk more than the theatre can contain, and addressing the invisible barrier instead of crossing it. Breana went 4th walled and apologised to the staircase before attempting the first step. 4to'd adj. Having drunk more than a folded sheet can sensibly contain, and requiring several leaves for the journey home. Tatiyona was 4to'd by last orders and wrote the taxi address across every available surface. 4x2'd adj. Having drunk more than two measures, and arranging four domestic objects in a rectangle. Evar was 4x2'd and aligned the mug, cushion, plate, and water with great care. 4x4'd (/ˌfɔː(ɹ)baɪˈfɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sturdy table from a convenient piece of timber. Evaan got 4x4'd and tested the bar with one solemn knock of his knuckles.