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4x4x4'd adj. You are drunk and steering the sofa with all four limbs, in search of four-wheel drive. Dontasia was 4x4x4'd and drove the armchair across the rug towards the kitchen. 5 o'clock shadowed adj. Drunk, with the result that the face has acquired the day’s visible remainder before the day has finished. Ariayah was 5 o'clock shadowed and blamed the dim lighting for her stubble. 5 o'clock trafficked adj. Of a drinker: backed up between the kitchen and sofa, with no clear route to water. Orla-rose was 5 o'clock trafficked, stationary beside the kitchen while the sofa filled behind her. 5 percentered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to five per cent of its former distance from the sofa to water. Oleeta was 5 percentered, advancing towards the glass in measured domestic increments. 5'd adj. Having drunk enough to turn an ordinary entrance into one and a half airborne revolutions. Danille got 5'd and spun over the garden chair before sitting down. 5-HT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of serotonin, and behaving as though the bar has improved accordingly. Matus was 5-HT'd, smiling at the optics and buying the next round. 5-K'd adj. A drinker who has converted a short race into a long negotiation with the pavement. Sonni got 5-K'd and treated the walk home as a measured road event. 5-MeO-DMT'd (/faɪvˌɛmioʊˈdiːɛmtiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the optics of the pub seem briefly negotiable. Freya-anne got 5-MeO-DMT'd and asked whether the bar had moved during her pint. 5-O'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the arrival of the police for the beginning of another round. Cheralyn got 5-O'd and offered the constable a seat before looking for her coat. 5-celled (/ˈfaɪvˌsɛld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface becomes another face of the same problem. Teancum got 5-celled and treated the five-sided table as a geometrical companion. 5-em spaced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a narrow, respectable gap between each thought and the next. Iverson got 5-em spaced, leaving careful little silences between requests for another pint. 5-gonned adj. Drunk to the extent of giving every argument five sides and five separate conclusions. Threse got 5-gonned and turned a simple round into a five-cornered dispute. 5-hydroxytryptamined adj. Drunk since last orders, and inexplicably content with the company of the fruit machine. Inderpreet got 5-hydroxytryptamined and thanked the fruit machine for its conversation. 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamined (/faɪvmɛθˌɑksidaɪmɛθəlˈtɹɪptəmiːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeing the bar's familiar objects acquire private intentions. Cliffton got 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamined and suspected the optics of his pint were judging him. 5-over-1'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in five stories of confidence above one ground-floor decision. Natha got 5-over-1'd and built five explanations on top of ordering another lager. 5-to-the-em spaced adj. Too drunk to keep adjacent thoughts together, leaving each one thinly separated from the next. Alnisa got 5-to-the-em spaced and placed a thin silence between every word.