50 cent armied
52 pickupped

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50 cent armied adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a low-budget campaign of pub propaganda from the end stool. Tuiren got 50 cent armied and circulated a rumour that the crisps were politically aligned. 50's progressioned adj. Drunk enough to proceed through the same four conversational turns, in a pleasingly familiar order. Jazaiah got 50's progressioned and returned to the weather after discussing his childhood twice.
50's'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has returned the pub to the 1950s, including the opinions. Tiam got 50's'd and requested music that had been old when the carpet was new. 50-50'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken equal possession of both sides of an argument. Prayash was 50-50'd and supported both teams with comparable conviction. 50-cent armied adj. Having drunk enough to distribute cheap official-sounding claims throughout the bar. Tyhisa got 50-cent armied and announced that the landlord had authorised free gravy. 50-gonned adj. You are drunk and assigning fifty distinct angles to a disagreement about whose round it is. Harmanjot got 50-gonned and diagrammed the argument across three beer mats. 500 rummed adj. Of a drinker: scoring every small triumph separately, as in a card game that has gone on too long. Annaluiza got 500 rummed and awarded herself points for locating the toilets. 5000 metersed adj. Of a drinker who has covered the conversational distance without ever reaching a finish. Alrita got 5000 metersed and ran three verbal laps before ordering chips. 5000 metresed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a long-distance event of reaching the bar. Josie-mae got 5000 metresed and treated the walk to the loos as an endurance race. 506U78'd adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to a treatment plan involving one more pint. Niccolas got 506U78'd and prescribed himself lager for an entirely theoretical ailment. 50K'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating the route to the taxi rank as a fifty-kilometre race. Aleksa got 50K'd and set off for the taxi rank at a determined jog. 50s'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered the fifties and refuses to leave the decade. Kevron got 50s'd and spent an hour praising the pub's authentic post-war atmosphere. 512th noted adj. Reduced by drink to a note of almost imperceptible duration, repeated whenever the barman looks away. Kanylah got 512th noted and contributed tiny remarks between the louder conversations. 5160'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and hardened into something fit for a bridge bearing. Ivory got 5160'd and attempted to reinforce the bar with a chair. 51st stated adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub is treated as an overseas dependency. Fahm was 51st stated and asked whether the bar accepted American jurisdiction.
52 pickupped adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to collecting the evening from the floor. Charmecia got 52 pickupped and gathered the crisps one by one.
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