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52-card pickupped adj. Still drunk, and obliged to retrieve every consequence individually. Kaylinn remained 52-card pickupped, collecting receipts beneath the table. 52100'd adj. Too drunk to remain safely assembled, yet still inclined towards knife work. Taisiya got 52100'd and sharpened a butter knife against the hearth. 527'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to campaign vigorously for the appointment of whoever is nearest. Bhargava got 527'd and nominated the cloakroom attendant for high office. 540'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave the ground, turn once and a half, and regret the landing. Percival got 540'd and attempted the prescribed rotation over a footstool. 56k'd adj. You have drunk enough to transmit one thought every several seconds, nominally. Jiyah got 56k'd and delivered the address in carefully separated syllables. 57-celled adj. You are drunk and geometrically distributed across an unreasonable number of dimensions. Lawarnce got 57-celled and folded himself into the corner by the umbrellas. 5B'd adj. Of a drinker: soft enough to leave a dark impression wherever placed. Devinn got 5B'd and left a persuasive mark on the wallpaper. 5BX'd adj. Drunk beyond performing five basic movements without incorporating the coat stand. Kimimela went 5BX'd while demonstrating the exercises between the bar and the exit. 5D chessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a theatre of intricate political manoeuvre, and the crisps for leverage. Zyira got 5D chessed and offered the barmaid a coalition over nuts. 5GL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of constraints nobody has stated and solutions nobody requested. Shetarra got 5GL'd and began solving the party by imposing further constraints. 5H'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become unusually hard, pale, and difficult to mark with reason. Filiz got 5H'd and remained unmoved by the closing announcement. 5K'd adj. A drinker so far gone that five kilometres constitutes an athletic achievement and a personal epic. Aleezay got 5K'd and accepted the walk to the taxi rank as a medal event. 5NF'd adj. You have drunk enough to normalise the seating plan until every joining of conversations depends on who holds the keys. Niilo was 5NF'd, insisting every conversation required Saulo's permission before it could be joined. 5W'd adj. Loosened by drink into who, what, when, where and why, with the facts left somewhere behind. Shawaiz became 5W'd and asked who owned the umbrella, what it was, and why it mattered. 5W1H'd (/[ˈfaɪvˈdʌbl̩ˌjuːˌwʌˈneɪt͡ʃ]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and asking five varieties of why before arriving at how. Evanora got 5W1H'd and interrogated the empty chair about its destination. 5th columned adj. Drunk beyond loyalty to the group, quietly persuading its members that the opposite table has better snacks. Tylr became 5th columned and recruited Julietta to defect to the table beside the heaters.