5th gradered
621'd

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5th gradered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a pupil again, with Espn assigned the practical task of getting them home. Espn found Derious 5th gradered, carrying a coat as though it were a school project. 5th wheelled adj. Drunk, with the result that a trailer hitch appears to require a more accommodating pivot. Phila was 5th wheelled and tried to couple the garden chair to the van.
6'd adj. The condition of a drinker who believes the intelligence service has taken an interest in the missing chips. Kissie got 6'd and briefed the barman on a covert threat involving vinegar. 6-2-0'd adj. The drunkenness of one who advances nobly at the front, then stops with the rest of the evening behind. Shawntavia got 6-2-0'd and led the procession as far as the doorstep. 6-4-4-6'd adj. Reduced by drink to a grand articulated procession whose several driving arrangements achieve the sofa. Maikel got 6-4-4-6'd and required coordinated assistance across the sitting room. 6-8-6'd adj. Softened by drink into a lengthy rolling apparatus, with every available wheel engaged in reaching supper. Kolyn got 6-8-6'd and rolled through the doorway with considerable ceremony. 6-footed adj. Of a drinker: wandering confidently between the rails, with neither track under proper supervision. Shrihan was 6-footed, straddling the gap between the pub tables as though it were railway property. 6-gonned adj. Sharpened by drink into six unmistakable angles, each directed at a different conversational target. Miguelangelo got 6-gonned and arranged himself aggressively beside the fruit bowl. 60's'd adj. You have drunk enough to lecture the table about the 1960s, including people who were there. Callia got 60's'd and asked the younger guests whether they remembered the Summer of Love. 60-0'd adj. Loosened by drink into a rapid departure followed by an abrupt halt beside the flowerbed. Mayte got 60-0'd between the garden gate and the ornamental stones. 60-gonned adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every subject from sixty directions, eventually arriving at biscuits. Jostein got 60-gonned and discussed biscuits from an impressive range of angles. 600-celled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vast solid whose many facets have reached the carpet. Afi got 600-celled and descended carefully into the armchair over several minutes. 606'd adj. Drunk and chemically historic, with the evening's cure consisting chiefly of sitting down. Ataly got 606'd and prescribed herself water in an authoritative tone. 60S'd adj. Drunk to the point where the larger part of the evening has settled into the smaller part of the sofa. Yilda got 60S'd and occupied the broadest cushion without further translation. 60s'd adj. You are drunk and treating every conversation as an opportunity to supply its missing 1960s context. Iler became 60s'd and corrected the band's account of its own first single.
621'd adj. Of a drinker: assigning furry significance to ordinary numbers, while everyone else waits politely. Evylene got 621'd and found the number on the menu culturally important.