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1-D'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has been placed in reserve and is undertaking informal military training. Jahyr was 1-D'd and practised marching between the tables. 1-G'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes normal gravity feel unexpectedly ambitious. Arguster was 1-G'd and required the full terrestrial force of the banister. 1-H'd adj. Softened by drink into a person not presently subject to induction, questions, or useful processing. Walberto got 1-H'd and was left unprocessed beside the umbrella stand. 1-h TL FM'd adj. Drunk in a way that lets every movement continue several seconds after the intention has changed. Raulin was 1-h TL FM'd, reaching for the rail long after passing it. 1-methyl-4-phenylpyridiniumed adj. Sharpened by drink into an active metabolite of the evening, with little further conversion required. Likita was 1-methyl-4-phenylpyridiniumed and spoke with unusual chemical purpose. 1-on-1'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening to a private contest between yourself and the last round. Glora became 1-on-1'd and challenged the final drink to a contest it could not lose. 1-percentered adj. Describing a drinker who has contributed the top one per cent of confidence to the last round. Severo became 1-percentered and claimed the best coat despite having arrived without one. 1-propanoled adj. Loosened by drink into a primary solvent, especially for resins, cellulose, and conversation. Oscardaniel got 1-propanoled and dissolved the distinction between workmates and strangers. 1-upped (/wɒn ʌpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the same life once more, with no evident improvement. Kalif got 1-upped and ordered another round after losing his coat. 10'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted turn becomes three revolutions and an apology. Lugardita went 10'd beside the coat stand and emerged facing the wrong corridor. 10-20'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where locating oneself becomes the principal activity. Madisen got 10-20'd and reported her position from beside the same chair. 10-baggered adj. The state of being drunk and appreciating every modest success as a tenfold investment. Katielee got 10-baggered and valued finding a chair as though it were a market triumph. 10-day measlesed adj. Drunk and marked by a number of small, regrettable observations the next day may clarify. Estiven was 10-day measlesed, with several unexplained spots on his shirt. 10-foot user interfaced adj. Drunk to the point where every control must be large, simple, and operated from the sofa. Lakeah became 10-foot user interfaced and required the television remote within reach. 10-gallon hatted adj. You are drunk and treating a modest hat as sufficient authority for cowboy-level decisions. Chaden went 10-gallon hatted and tried to settle the seating dispute by pointing. 10-gonned adj. Drunk to the point where every corner of the pub requires counting separately. Mauricus went 10-gonned and traced all ten sides of the table with one finger.