99er'd
9th gradered

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99er'd adj. Having drunk enough to have exhausted every available benefit of the evening. Naiesha was 99er'd by closing time, with no remaining entitlement to another round. 9gagger'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and converting the journey home into short-form entertainment. Kandance got 9gagger'd and performed the taxi queue in nine-second instalments.
9q34 deletion syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to lose several useful pieces of the evening, including where your coat went. Amzi got 9q34 deletion syndromed and searched every pocket for the route home. 9th gradered adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen table for a classroom and the sofa for detention. Darthie was 9th gradered, completing imaginary homework beside the kettle.
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