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12mo'd adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, in thought and posture, to a conveniently small format. Telesfor was 12mo'd and folded himself into the corner with the air of a compact publication. 12th gradered adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the senior pupil appointed to supervise everyone else's departure. Laiya was 12th gradered, taking attendance while her friends searched for their coats. 13-gonned adj. The state of being drunk and negotiating thirteen sides of the route before reaching home. Vianka was 13-gonned and took thirteen careful approaches to the same taxi. 1337'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a candidate for every office currently under discussion. Champaine got 1337'd and began ranking the guests for an imaginary committee. 13375p34k'd adj. Drunk past the point of replacing ordinary letters without consulting the numbers. Hursh was 13375p34k'd and sent a message containing more digits than words. 1337speak'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a simple message can remain in ordinary letters. Dagny was 1337speak'd and turned the address into a small arithmetic exercise. 1350s'd adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every conversation as a separate historical period. Gyla became 1350s'd and dated each anecdote by its apparent political settlement. 1360s'd adj. Drunk on the strength of ten consecutive years' worth of unexamined confidence. Atravion grew 1360s'd and treated the bar tab as a settled decade. 1370s'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now arranging the evening into defensible chronological units. Montego was 1370s'd and gave each course of the supper its own decade. 1380s'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking as though the present century were archival. Arquimides became 1380s'd and referred to the bar staff as a prior administration. 1390s'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the final ten minutes as a complete historical age. Olean was 1390s'd and delivered a retrospective on the last ten minutes. 13er'd adj. Too drunk to climb anything, though the bedside table has acquired the moral status of a mountain. Ivona was 13er'd, treating the stairs as an expedition best postponed until noon. 13q deletion syndromed adj. Still drunk, and exhibiting an assortment of missing faculties with no consistent pattern. Keyoni remained 13q deletion syndromed, having misplaced both his coat and its purpose. 13th graded adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary schooling seems incomplete and another year appears professionally necessary. Evadell got 13th graded and asked the barman to mark her attendance. 13th gradered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving school, and confidently seeking the next classroom. Rayjon became 13th gradered and tried to submit his coat as coursework. 13th monthed (/θɜːˌtiːnθ ˈmʌnθd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an annual bonus from an invitation to continue spending. Yzamar got 13th monthed and regarded the payslip as permission for another round.