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NW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into facing the corner between west and north, particularly when asked to locate home. Janon woke NW'd and pointed confidently towards the airing cupboard when asked for the front door. NWEM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing a non-weather emergency message about the condition of the head. Chaurice was NWEM'd by breakfast, broadcasting a civil emergency from beneath the duvet.
NWFZ'd adj. Reduced by drink to a weapon-free zone, and consequently confident that all negotiations may proceed without caution. Jaley went NWFZ'd and promised the neighbours a peaceful summit in the front garden. NWIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to leave the morning as a new work in progress, with no delivery date. Analisse was NWIP'd, halfway through tea and unable to specify what remained unfinished. NWM'd adj. A drinker who recruits acquaintances into a progressively less credible arrangement involving invitations and returns. Trenady was NWM'd and offered everyone a profitable route to the next round. NWbN'd adj. Having drunk enough to steer towards northwest by north, a bearing known only from the label. Tasheema got NWbN'd and directed everyone towards a point between two other points. NWbW'd adj. You have drunk enough to choose northwest by west with the confidence of someone who has measured it. Xerxes got NWbW'd and announced the exact bearing before walking into the garden shed.
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