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OMC'd adj. You have drunk enough to invent a male character for the purposes of one anecdote. Angeleena was OMC'd and introduced a helpful gentleman who had never existed. OMDB'd adj. Drunk enough to catalogue every programme mentioned, including the ones nobody watched. Mildre was OMDB'd and supplied release dates for the television in the corner. OME'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and estimating the remaining distance to bed only by order of magnitude. Tyruss was OME'd and described the staircase as approximately somewhere nearby. OMM'd adj. Too drunk to leave without first performing a complete manual adjustment of the route, the coats, and the passengers. Kevinjoseph was OMM'd and rearranged everyone at the taxi rank by perceived balance. OMO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every exchange becomes a market operation conducted publicly and without warning. Vyvian got OMO'd and began buying goodwill from strangers with imaginary bids. OMOV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to one small infectious principle with no further constitutional development. Tamyko was OMOV'd, repeating one virus-related observation as though it were a manifesto. OMR'd adj. Of a drinker who has marked every available surface with a wavering attempt at recognition. Kristiane was OMR'd, identifying the table, wall and door with unsteady taps. OMS'd adj. Drunk past the point of using the available rockets for anything resembling a planned direction. Iviana was OMS'd and fired herself towards the kebab shop without consulting the map. OMT'd adj. A drinker who methylates every conversation, adding a chemical group and calling the result improved. Qualan got OMT'd and chemically revised the wine list for everyone at the table. OMW'd adj. A drinker who has become kitchen wastewater, requiring careful disposal before breakfast. Amii was OMW'd beside the draining board, with the glass of water untouched. OMWW'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been reduced to murky liquid in a container. Savayah was OMWW'd beside the sink, while someone labelled the glass of water. OMZ'd adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation sinks to a minimum zone from which companions cannot recover it. Anashia became OMZ'd, and Tate spent the evening supplying oxygen to one-word replies. ONA'd adj. You are drunk and transmitting directly to whoever happens to be connected. Tyrius was ONA'd, broadcasting his thoughts to the entire group without a venue. ONC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into precise opinions delivered with the coordination of a loose hinge. Jandra was ONC'd, correcting the timetable while missing the edge of every step. ONJ'd adj. Drunk to the extent of exposing the jaw to every passing opinion before the taxi arrives. Hudie got ONJ'd and offered the driver a detailed account of each previous round. ONM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has allowed the evening to reach the membrane, with nothing sensible left outside it. Yanise was ONM'd and treated every thought as though it belonged inside the same sealed compartment.