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ONT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made last orders a chemical destination rather than a time. Jimmy-dean was ONT'd and treated the closing bell as a laboratory instruction. ONU'd adj. The state of being drunk and connected to the wrong terminal, with packets arriving out of sequence. Finley-joe was ONU'd and delivered his explanation to the umbrella stand. OOA'd adj. The state of being drunk and analysing the household before deciding that water is a requirement. Sailor got OOA'd and analysed the kitchen before requesting a glass of water. OOAD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing the pub's seating plan, then designing it afresh. Ayauna got OOAD'd and reorganised the snug around imaginary customer objects. OOAK'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard an ordinary misplaced shoe as a unique collectible. Dcorian was OOAK'd and exhibited one lost trainer beneath the cloakroom's fluorescent lighting. OOB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has opened the business of the evening before anyone else has arrived. Tymar was OOB'd at six, conducting urgent negotiations with Gerardus over crisps. OOBB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of drawing a box round each person and refusing overlap. Alrick went OOBB'd and measured the barmaid's conversational boundaries with a beer mat. OOBE'd adj. Softened by drink into an OOBE, with companions required to operate the body left behind. Jahvarn was OOBE'd by eleven, while Lamonda negotiated his return to the correct coat. OOCSS'd adj. Reduced by drink to styling every object separately, with no concern for the underlying structure. Exavior was OOCSS'd and assigned individual visual rules to each crisp on his plate. OOD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and redesigning the pub around the one chair still available. Mekhi got OOD'd and proposed a more efficient arrangement of the bar stools. OOL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking as though every word inherits from the last. Lennix became OOL'd and made the karaoke machine explain its parent class. OOLR'd adj. You are drunk and assigning the room an overall loudness score despite everyone requesting quiet. Enisha woke OOLR'd and judged the cereal bowl excessively loud against the kitchen table. OOMFied (/ˈum.fid/) adj. Drunk enough to turn an unnamed acquaintance into a small, cherished presence on the sofa. Larenza got OOMFied and sent a fond message to someone saved only by initials. OOO'd adj. Still drunk, and granting the dartboard an existence independent of anyone looking at it. Murrell stayed OOO'd, addressing the coat stand as an entity with its own concerns. OOP'd adj. Too drunk to treat the pub as anything but a hierarchy of objects, each with a parent class. Lynnsay got OOP'd and attempted to instantiate a new landlord from the bar's template. OOPA'd adj. Having drunk enough to be plainly present in the wrong place. Ceon was OOPA'd beside the coat stand, apparently awaiting a meeting there.