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octaethyleneglycoled adj. Too drunk to stand without joining eight separate stages of the morning into one continuous collapse. Aracel was octaethyleneglycoled, connecting bed, hallway and sofa without interruption. octaethylporphyrinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a carefully manufactured version of yourself, especially before coffee. Oksana woke octaethylporphyrinned, synthetic in manner and unconvincing before breakfast. octafinaled adj. Having drunk enough to reach the round of sixteen, where every remaining decision ends in elimination. Bettijane woke octafinaled, reducing sixteen breakfast options to toast and water. octafluorided adj. Drunk and confidently claiming eight separate reasons why the evening cannot possibly go wrong. Miruna became octafluorided and attempted eight simultaneous farewells before leaving the party. octafluorocyclobutaned adj. Drunk enough to replace every sensible route home with a complicated four-cornered detour. Dejae went octafluorocyclobutaned and turned a ten-minute walk into a circuit of the estate. octafluoroed adj. Drunk to the point where eight small assurances combine into one very poor decision. Devara got octafluoroed and accepted eight separate lifts home from people going elsewhere. octafluoropropaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful escape route from an environmentally significant one. Nicho became octafluoropropaned and proposed refrigeration as the answer to the crowded taxi. octagenarianed adj. You have drunk enough to become an older spelling of yourself, particularly when locating your coat. Harleigh became octagenarianed and searched the cloakroom for a hat nobody had seen. octaglucosided adj. Drunk beyond recognising that eight sweet assurances do not make a sound plan. Storme got octaglucosided and promised eight friends he could organise the wedding by midnight. octaglutamated adj. Drunk in a way that joins eight unrelated opinions into one forcefully delivered conclusion. Shaniah became octaglutamated and combined eight minor complaints into a case for moving house. octagonned (/ˈɒktəɡ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires eight sides and no conclusion. Rondle went octagonned and divided the taxi dispute into eight equally unnecessary positions. octagramed (/ˈɒk.tə.ɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating eight-pointed symmetry as proof that your plan is balanced. Lizetta got octagramed and arranged the chairs into a star before the meeting had begun. octahedralitied adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying eight faces of the argument, none of them the correct one. Eziquio became octahedralitied and offered a different confident answer from every side of the table. octahedraned adj. Drunk since last orders, and theoretically capable of becoming a carbon allotrope if given encouragement. Jamyra went octahedraned and claimed the cloakroom was an undiscovered form of carbon. octahedrited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating a mineral name as sound evidence for geological expertise. Natalye became octahedrited and identified the landlord's ring as a rare mineral specimen. octahedronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every decision into eight firm but incompatible faces. Zyleah went octahedronned and gave the taxi driver eight precise destinations.