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OOPL'd adj. Having drunk more than the pub's language can compile, with every object inheriting a grievance. Onawa went OOPL'd and tried to compile an order for crisps through the landlord. OOPS'd adj. You have drunk enough to build a whole system round the mistake of ordering another. Dezmund got OOPS'd and described the pub's closing routine as a complete system failure.
OOS'd adj. You are drunk and scanning the room as though each face were an object requiring inspection. Christopherjose went OOS'd, surveying every table before selecting the nearest empty glass. OOSA'd adj. Of a drinker: analysing the pub in structured objects, then losing the structure at the bar. Leanette got OOSA'd and divided the evening into neat compartments, none containing her coat. OOSE'd adj. Drunk beyond object-oriented software engineering, assigning every person a class, method and regrettable inheritance. Deno became OOSE'd and gave each guest a private interface before dessert. OOSH'd (/ʊʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: requiring supervision outside school hours, though the school itself is not involved. Maiesha was OOSH'd at the reunion, and Brenson was appointed to keep her away from the microphone. OOTD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the evening's improvised sofa attire as a considered daily outfit. Kyana was OOTD'd, displaying slippers, dressing gown and blanket to the assembled family. OOTS'd adj. Drunk past the point of operating any once-only technical system without requesting a second exchange of instructions. Raiyn was OOTS'd and attempted the same contactless payment three times at the bar. OOV'd (/uːvd/) adj. Drunk in a way that provides continuous commentary while the body remains off camera on the sofa. Charlize was OOV'd, narrating the kettle's progress from beneath a blanket. OOW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every breakfast disagreement as a matter for solemn appointment. Venora got OOW'd and attempted to ordain a chairwoman for the queue at the café. OP'd adj. Loosened by drink into an overall position that is difficult to determine from the floor. Krishaan was OP'd, occupying an overall position beneath the table. OPA'd adj. A drinker who wakes believing the journey home could have been unmanned without modification. Biran was OPA'd by breakfast, having trusted the taxi to navigate the final turn. OPAC'd adj. Drunk beyond locating a book, but still capable of searching the catalogue. Misel was OPAC'd and searched for the volume already under his arm. OPC'd adj. The state of being drunk and turning every small red-faced exchange into a shared matter for the room. Linnis got OPC'd and made the entire table responsible for his minor embarrassment. OPCA'd adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with making a persuasive legal argument about anything. Marthe was OPCA'd and challenged the bill on grounds not recognised by the staff.
OPD'd adj. Drunk to the point where the route home requires a pathway of services and two supervising friends. Cleothis was OPD'd, so Kaleiya accompanied him through the station and onto the correct train.