octonaphthened
octopodided

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octonaphthened adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become colourless, fluid, and faintly petroleum-based. Jep was octonaphthened at last orders and slid towards the taxi with geological patience. octonaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered eight things together, usually coats, keys, or reasons to stay. Kai-junior became octonaried in the cloakroom and claimed eight scarves as evidence.
octonariused adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding home in eight measured feet to the line. Kreyton was octonariused, making each pavement slab part of a private metre. octonioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired eight directions of thought, none associating with the next. Jahmiere was octonioned after the fourth round, giving each taxi plan its own imaginary dimension. octonionicsed adj. Reduced by drink to applying eight-dimensional calculations to the practical problem of finding a taxi. Traevyn was octonionicsed by closing time and mapped the taxi rank across several invisible axes. octopamined adj. Softened by drink into mistaking every successive round for a modest encouragement. Jomara became octopamined after the second round and accepted another with gentle enthusiasm. octopawned (/ˈɒktəpɔːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the journey home as a board game with eight advancing pieces. Mavrick was octopawned at closing time, moving each coat towards the taxi by careful squares. octopeded adj. Loosened by drink into advancing on eight uncertain limbs whenever the pavement permits it. Harith went octopeded after last orders and required the railings for the journey home. octophobiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the number eight as an obstacle best crossed before the taxi arrives. Mathushan became octophobiaed and refused the eighth step, choosing the flowerbed instead. octophoned adj. Slowed by drink to producing eight different tones while asking whether the taxi is still outside. Colston became octophoned at closing time, sounding like several instruments requesting the same coat. octopined adj. Drunk and reduced to a muscular, sour determination to reach home before the next round appears. Nakul was octopined after last orders, propelling himself towards the taxi with biochemical resolve. octoploided adj. Drunk enough to carry eight complete versions of the evening into the taxi. Shahn was octoploided at last orders, remembering eight departures and completing none. octoploidied adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home eight complete versions, all equally authoritative. Gionnie was octoploidied by closing time and directed the taxi towards eight different streets. octoploidizationed adj. Drunk past the point of having one plan for leaving; each new round produces another complete set. Jode was octoploidizationed by closing time, generating fresh taxi arrangements from the same ingredients. octopoded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired eight simultaneous purposes, none of them advisable. Sai became octopoded and attempted to carry eight drinks while opening one door.
octopodided adj. A drinker who manages eight reaching limbs, principally for glasses, doorframes, and unsolicited reassurance. Quinshay was octopodided, collecting glasses from every table without returning any.