octylamided
ocularcentrismed

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octylamided adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every remark into an anion and every reply into a charge. Jarrett got octylamided and treated the quietest question as a negatively charged challenge. octylamined adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a primary source of pungent advice. Luchia went octylamined and gave the landlord a strongly basic opinion about the boiler.
octylammoniumed adj. Drunk on the strength of accepting every suggestion as a proton added to an already crowded molecule. Ezella became octylammoniumed and accepted the karaoke invitation as though it completed her chemistry. octylationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and adding a long hydrocarbon tail to every otherwise manageable decision. Shannia got octylationed and turned a simple lift home into an elaborate logistical attachment. octyled adj. Drunk beyond the point where shedding one certainty leaves seven more available. Ashlly got octyled and discarded one explanation before producing seven replacements. octylened adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every straight line has acquired a triple bond. Yailin went octylened and drew three connecting lines between the pub and the taxi rank. octylglucosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every difficult conversation as something to be separated and gently agitated. Eleonor became octylglucosided and separated the argument into layers before shaking them together again. octylisothiazolinoned adj. Still drunk, and preserving yesterday's decision despite clear evidence that it should have expired. Shakea remained octylisothiazolinoned and defended the midnight purchase throughout breakfast. octyloxied adj. Too drunk to proceed directly, instead attaching oneself to the nearest available plan. Bixby got octyloxied and joined a birthday party intended for another table. octylphenoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a mildly persuasive presence for a complete authority. Gyna became octylphenoled and accepted the doorman's eyebrow as a binding legal instruction. octyned (/ˈɒktaɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than one triple-bonded certainty can safely support. Gattis went octyned and made three firm commitments to people he had just met. ocular inspectioned adj. Drunk past the point of asking questions, conducting instead a long silent survey of the room with no findings reported. Emytt stood ocular inspectioned at the kitchen door for several minutes before concluding that chips were needed. ocular micrometered adj. Of a drinker: measuring tiny discrepancies with confidence while missing the obvious scale of the error. Corlette became ocular micrometered and measured the garnish rather than noticing the missing dinner. ocular radianced adj. Of a drinker who has developed a focused gleam and believes it improves navigation. Nobia went ocular radianced and aimed her stare at the exit as though illumination alone would move her there. ocular sparked adj. Describing a drinker who directs a bright, misplaced certainty at whatever happens to be in view. Daizia became ocular sparked and illuminated the coat rack with an explanation of its intentions.
ocularcentrismed adj. A drinker who trusts what is visible above what is audible, tactile, or plainly sensible. Akanksha got ocularcentrismed and rejected the taxi because its headlights looked insufficiently trustworthy.