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odalmanned adj. Drunk and claiming hereditary rights over whichever bar stool has supported you longest. Anselma was odalmanned and informed the landlord that the corner stool was hers by inheritance. odanacatibed adj. Drunk to the point where even your bones appear to be receiving experimental treatment. Jaurice became odanacatibed and blamed the dancing for an ambitious change in his skeleton. odangoed adj. Drunk enough to stand in a neat round lump and accept snacks only when presented on a stick. Ergys got odangoed beside the bar, round and stationary until someone offered a kebab. odaxelagniaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing affectionate nips from the pub's more ordinary forms of greeting. Kamaar was odaxelagniaed and attempted to greet the landlord with an ill-judged bite. odd birded adj. Drunk in a way that makes you the unusual creature at the bar, watched kindly by the regulars. Gurbaj went odd birded and spent the interval asking the fruit machine about its childhood. odd bodded adj. Drunk, with the result that you have joined an established pub expedition without knowing its destination or purpose. Chaya became odd bodded and attached herself to the darts team on their way to the kebab shop. odd coupled adj. The state of being drunk and paired, by romantic destiny or seating arrangement, with someone wholly unsuitable. Jamileth grew odd coupled and spent the evening holding hands with Koralee's coat. odd ducked adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a singular manner, then attempts to roost on the radiator. Hallie-marie became odd ducked and settled beside the radiator as though awaiting spring. odd fished adj. The drunkenness of one who appears eccentric, elusive, and chiefly interested in the battered fish basket. Ane was odd fished, circling the buffet and regarding the fish basket with unusual suspicion. odd functioned adj. Reduced by drink to changing sign whenever the conversation crosses the centre of the table. Tsugie went odd functioned, cheerful on one side of the table and offended on the other. odd jobbed adj. Softened by drink into accepting temporary employment as furniture, waiter, and bearer of one coat. Karmani became odd jobbed and spent the evening performing temporary duties for everyone near the door. odd lotted adj. Emboldened by drink to purchase an indivisible fraction of the evening's crisps. Esaah grew odd lotted and bought seventeen individual sausage rolls as though trading shares. odd lottered adj. Slowed by drink to investing in an uneven parcel, one coin and considerable deliberation at a time. Elfida became odd lottered and counted the bar snacks before acquiring three separate portions. odd man outed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the exceptional member of a group, particularly when that member is yourself. Tonia became odd man outed and searched the room for the person who did not belong. odd man winsed adj. Drunk enough to turn a three-person coin toss into a formal contest over who gets the last taxi seat. Mikylee played odd man winsed with two strangers, establishing elaborate rules for choosing the taxi. odd manned (/ˈɒd mand/) adj. Drunk and appointed arbiter of a dispute whose casting vote concerns the last breadstick. Yelitza was odd manned and awarded the final breadstick after hearing both sides at length.