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odd numbered adj. Drunk past the point of dividing the bill by two without producing an integer or a quarrel. Maylynn was odd numbered and divided the bill by two, then demanded payment in whole pounds. odd one outed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one conspicuously unlike the group, especially by applauding the pudding. Claiton was odd one outed, applauding the pudding while everyone else examined the bill. odd-bodded adj. A drinker who joins an established party temporarily, chiefly to find the cloakroom. Kellia arrived odd-bodded, attached herself to the expedition, and led everyone towards the toilets. odd-jobbed adj. Sharpened by drink into undertaking temporary repairs, chiefly to a loose shoelace and the buffet. Kaprisha grew odd-jobbed and repaired Savant's shoelace with the concentration of a civil engineer. odd-jobbered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the bearer into a handyperson for every loose fitting in the house. Josearmando was odd-jobbered and repaired the cupboard hinge during the toast. odd-jobmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the household's appointed man for tasks nobody had assigned. Forida grew odd-jobmanned and volunteered to assemble a shelf that was already assembled. odd-toed ungulated adj. Drunk on the strength of an equine gait, proceeding nobly towards the nearest upholstered surface. Annetra went odd-toed ungulated and crossed the room with the dignity of a horse seeking a sofa. oddballed (/ˈɑːdˌbɔld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and eccentric enough to appoint the lampshade as a conversational equal. Shaista became oddballed and explained the evening's constitutional arrangements to a lampshade. oddballeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing eccentric behaviour through ceremonial ownership of the coat stand. L-jay grew oddballeried and gave the coat stand a title before sitting beside it. oddboded adj. A drinker so far gone that an established party acquires one additional crew member for the taxi ride. Garnelle became oddboded after supper and joined the household's expedition to the kebab shop. odded (/ɒdd/) adj. Drunk beyond belonging to any set, left over from the round and incapable of finding the right group. Arsenia was odded after closing, the sole remaining member of a conversation that had dispersed. odderonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying an odd charge whose final destination is the kebab shop. Sklyer became odderonned and maintained an unusual charge through the queue for chips. oddificationed adj. Still drunk, and converted to an odd form in which the grand design requires a lie-down. Lunabelle remained oddificationed, transformed into an unusual configuration beside the umbrella stand. odditied (/ˈɒdɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of separate peculiarities, each requiring a second opinion. Kaleta grew odditied and asked the table to vote on whether her opinions were objects. odditoriumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a curator of curiosities, requiring each visitor to hear the backstory. Vanassa became odditoriumed and detained the queue beside a jar nobody had asked about. oddity effected adj. Still drunk, and conspicuously unlike the surrounding company in a manner likely to attract every available predator. Melessia grew oddity effected in a matching crowd and was immediately selected for conversation.