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OQ'd adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying an obligatory quotation where none was required. Elkins got OQ'd and quoted the menu as though it were established literature. OQDS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a wasting domestic decline, beginning with one forgotten glass by the sofa. Lyddia was OQDS'd, steadily abandoning useful functions beside the television. OQI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who produces quantum images of the route home from incomplete evidence. Evyan was OQI'd, inferring the taxi's destination from a single illuminated window. OQL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a personal quality assessment whose standard of comparison remains unavailable. Kayman went OQL'd and rated every pint without explaining the scale. OQR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the walk home begins to resemble an official record of declining competence. Krisandra arrived OQR'd, with the front path displaying a complete sequence of lateral corrections. OR gated adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing either route to the sofa to count as success. Makinzy was OR gated and considered reaching the sofa by either path a victory. OR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of accepting both alternatives: the sofa and the kitchen floor. Dail was OR'd and agreed that the sofa or the rug would serve equally well. ORB'd adj. Having drunk enough to make remote requests across the house, with the kitchen answering through the network. Ashgan got ORB'd and requested a glass of water from the sofa without moving. ORBAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs deploy in separate formations, with no apparent commander. Or was ORBAT'd by the landing, with each foot occupying a different tactical position. ORC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an unexplained astronomical object is detected circling the leftovers. Graceelizabeth became ORC'd and reported a vast unexplained circle around the last plate of chips. ORCR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing official-looking receipts for the evening's water and biscuits. Hermit was ORCR'd and demanded a certificate for the glass beside the sofa. ORD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is treated as the official completion date for last night's service. Tishea emerged ORD'd and announced that all remaining conversation had formally ended. ORF'd adj. The state of being drunk and reading every sentence from its starting signal to an uncertain stop. Nydirah was ORF'd, beginning each anecdote clearly and never reaching its terminator. ORFeomed adj. Still drunk, and able to identify every possible reading frame in the household's unfinished conversation. Kaili was ORFeomed and found open beginnings in every sentence from the sofa. ORM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into mapping every person at the table to an imagined object, with irritating precision. Brax was ORM'd and assigned Jaelei the attributes of a folding chair and a spare key. ORR'd adj. Of a drinker: responding to every morning question, but with a rate of useful answers approaching zero. Jorrie was ORR'd, offering a response to each question without improving anyone’s understanding.