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odourprinted adj. Still drunk, and treating your personal smell as sufficient identification for every poor decision. Drayk arrived odourprinted and expected the bouncer to recognise him from the doorway. odourscaped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every smell in the room as a navigable landscape. Avangaline became odourscaped and planned a route from the crisps to the front door by aroma.
odourtyped adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every person a private smell and every smell to the wrong person. Mareesha became odourtyped and introduced Benjahmin as the gentleman who smelled of Thursday. odulimomabed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt transplant rejection with the solemnity of a clinical trial. Blakelynn went odulimomabed and refused to share her seat, citing incompatible tissue. odumed adj. You have drunk enough to become broad, rooted and certain that the room will accommodate you. Sheya was odumed and refused to move, claiming the carpet had grown around her shoes. odycoloned adj. Still drunk, and pronouncing the perfume as though spelling had become optional. Mackenzy got odycoloned and asked for another spray of the expensive water. odyled adj. You are drunk and convinced that an invisible vital force is personally authorising each decision. Liviana went odyled and instructed the jukebox to follow the energy of the room. odylismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an invisible life force is strongest when ordering for everyone. Geysha became odylismed and attributed the table's sudden silence to a disturbance in the vital force. odylisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed an invisible force to settle practical matters. Iwona went odylisted and let the vital force choose which bus to board. odynometered adj. Describing a drinker who measures every minor discomfort as though equipped with a pain instrument. Tashianna went odynometered and scored the pub chair before deciding it was medically unsuitable. odynophagiaed adj. A drinker who treats swallowing each mouthful as an ambitious expedition. Deirra became odynophagiaed and negotiated with a chip before attempting the next bite. odynophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and frightened of pain to the point of avoiding all sensible movement. Mishita went odynophobiaed and remained seated rather than risk the dangerous mechanics of standing. odynphagiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that swallowing seems painful, technical and best postponed indefinitely. Dryver went odynphagiaed and held one crisp in his mouth while requesting professional advice. odysseyed (/ˈɒd.ɪ.sid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the journey home into an extended adventurous voyage. Caedon went odysseyed and reached the nearby station after visiting three unrelated parts of town. oecisted (/ˈiːsɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who founds a new settlement wherever the evening happens to end. Aleksandrs became oecisted and began allocating corners of the kebab shop to prospective residents.
oeciumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone in the house as part of one domestic organism. Tajiah became oeciumed and carried a glass of water between the sofa and kitchen.