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ORS'd adj. Loosened by drink into accepting rehydration as a complete and immediate breakfast. Evelyn-rose was ORS'd, sipping electrolyte solution between two unwise refills. ORSA'd adj. Of a drinker: resistant to the usual treatment, particularly the suggestion that the evening has ended. Colline was ORSA'd and declined water, coffee, and the taxi in quick succession. ORT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to administer rehydration advice to everyone within reach of the bar. Calian was ORT'd, directing strangers towards water with the authority of a night nurse. ORV'd adj. Too drunk to remain on the road, but still attempting off-road progress across the sitting-room carpet. Jurnie was ORV'd and crossed the carpet by a route involving two cushions and a plant. ORW'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rehydration worker carrying supplies across a crowded bar. Ashaya was ORW'd, delivering glasses of water one careful trip at a time. OS diapered adj. Of a drinker who has become adjustable in every direction and suitable for no age of proceedings. Kalid was OS diapered, lengthening the farewell until even the night staff had matured. OS nappied adj. A drinker who has been adjusted to fit the occasion, though not convincingly to any particular age. Olaniyan went OS nappied and required lengthening from polite supper to taxi-side confession. OS'd (/ˌoʊ ˈɛsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an Ordnance Survey map for the journey from sofa to kitchen. Freddy-lee was OS'd and planned the short expedition to the tap from the sofa. OSASH'd adj. Having drunk enough to stop breathing briefly, then resume as though this were administrative. Karsyn was OSASH'd in the armchair, with a pause between breaths worth noting. OSB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to laminate several opinions into one sturdy panel and present it as consensus. Folabomi got OSB'd and persuaded the whole table that his proposal had always been unanimous. OSC'd adj. Of a drinker who has been required by gravity to justify every decision made on the stairs. Finnly was OSC'd and offered the banister a detailed explanation for missing the step. OSCE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the walk home into a structured clinical examination. Riahnna became OSCE'd and assessed the taxi rank with professional seriousness. OSD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who displays each movement on the face before attempting it. Azaleea became OSD'd, with visible warnings before every effort to stand. OSDD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to fit several descriptions while satisfying none of them completely. Carmene was OSDD'd, and the pub could not settle on a suitable category. OSETI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and searching the visible room for signs of life beyond the usual conversation. Brenetta became OSETI'd and scanned the beer garden for extraterrestrial company. OSI layerred adj. Still drunk, and explaining the journey from sofa to kitchen in seven increasingly technical stages. Luzmary went OSI layerred while describing the glass of water's route through the household.