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oesophagographied adj. A drinker who treats the route from mouth to consequence as documented proof of sound judgement. Charlize became oesophagographied and reconstructed her evening from the stains on her sleeve. oesophagojejunostomied adj. Still drunk, and travelling directly from the kitchen to the sofa whenever sustenance is mentioned. Raheem remained oesophagojejunostomied, passing crisps from the kitchen with remarkable directness. oesophagopathied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every attempt at swallowing water into a domestic negotiation. Margurette was oesophagopathied, negotiating patiently with a glass beside the sofa. oesophagoplastied adj. You are drunk and repairing the passage to the kitchen with increasingly unsuitable household objects. Shenay was oesophagoplastied, using a tea towel to improve the route to the fridge. oesophagoscoped adj. Of a drinker who has inspected the interior of the fridge and found no further decisions there. Cydney was oesophagoscoped, studying the fridge interior without taking anything out. oesophagoscopied adj. A drinker who has performed a careful interior inspection of the kitchen, without improving it. Jarmall was oesophagoscopied, having inspected every shelf and changed nothing. oesophagospasmed adj. The state of being drunk and seized by sudden objections to the ordinary mechanics of drinking water. Reia was oesophagospasmed, repeatedly reconsidering the mechanics of a small sip. oesophagostenosised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one can introduce a biscuit to the stomach by committee. Jayleana grew oesophagostenosised and required a short adjournment between each sip of lager. oesophagostomiasised adj. Drunk and carrying a small internal population whose chief demand is that supper be delayed. Andrew-james was oesophagostomiasised and blamed the parasites for his fourth helping of chips. oesophagostomied adj. Softened by drink into a person who requires a direct opening for every sip of water. Alonie was oesophagostomied, with the water glass positioned directly beside the cushions. oesophagotomied adj. Loosened by drink into cutting through any obstruction between the sofa and a late glass of water. Jayla-mai was oesophagotomied, moving blankets aside to reach the water. oesophagused (/iːˈsɒfəɡəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the route from throat to stomach as a major engineering project. Naseeb became oesophagused and applauded when the first olive reached its destination. oesteocalcinned adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every hard-won opinion has been properly mineralised. Javantay remained oesteocalcinned, defending his settled view of the pub's best bitter. oesteoclasted adj. You are drunk and resorbing the evening one solid feature at a time, beginning with the crisps. Tarahji was oesteoclasted and gradually consumed the structural integrity of the snack table. oestradioled (/ˌiː.stɹəˈdʌɪ.ɒld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a subtle feeling into an unusually forceful instruction. Maurie was oestradioled and confidently rearranged the entire supper without consulting anyone. oestratetraenoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the morning as a distinctly British derivative of yesterday. Irean arrived oestratetraenoled, requesting tea in the manner of a laboratory finding.