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ofanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and revolving around one decision with the solemnity of an angel. Tabby got ofanned and circled the taxi rank while insisting this was a deliberate route. ofatumumabed adj. Drunk enough to target one particular person repeatedly, while the rest of the room is left untouched. Antesha got ofatumumabed and spent the evening addressing only Tilian. ofcred adj. Softened by drink into issuing commands with the confidence of an officer and the precision of a pillow. Katieann got ofcred and ordered the queue to advance, although it was already moving. ofered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who cannot sustain one successful step, sentence, or direction. Rockford went ofered halfway downstairs and abandoned both speech and the handrail. off beated adj. Emboldened by drink to place every step and syllable on an unexpected beat. Bethney was off beated, climbing the stairs in accents known only to herself. off branded adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a celebrated name and whatever the pub bought cheaply. Tyshekia became off branded and praised the house lager as a distinguished vintage. off breaked adj. Drunk in a way that sends each conversation away from its intended direction, then back towards someone’s legs. Tonyell got off breaked and steered every topic towards Nanakwame’s shoes. off chanced adj. Drunk, with the result that unlikely possibilities are offered to strangers as practical plans. Josefernando got off chanced and proposed that Tychina should purchase the pub. off cuttered adj. Drunk to the extent of making quick, sideways remarks that move conversations somewhere nobody intended. Jules got off cuttered and sent every discussion sharply towards Avia’s unfinished anecdote. off dayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the following day as a contractual exemption from responsibility. Qumari got off dayed and informed Kiyansh that tomorrow’s obligations had been cancelled. off drived adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending every glass, argument and companion steadily towards mid-off. Neola got off drived and guided Keionte’s pint across the table with a vertical sweep. off licenced adj. Of a drinker who has acquired alcohol for consumption elsewhere and neglected the elsewhere. Akshat was off licenced, carrying the bottle but remaining beside the shop. off oxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing on the far side of every attempt to guide the team home. Indi-mae became off oxed and left Jakanye to manage the route to the taxi. off sided adj. Still drunk, and positioned away from the useful side of every conversation. Farhiya got off sided and answered Krew from behind the coat rack. off spinned adj. Too drunk to move directly, turning each conversation away before returning it towards its original target. Deneisha got off spinned and sent Chairity’s simple question round the entire table. off spinnered adj. Having drunk more than the other bowler, and making every exchange turn away from the intended line. Deltha became off spinnered and sent Tayliana’s conversation drifting towards the exit.