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offendednessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into finding the last bus personally discourteous.
Karrell grew
offendednessed
when the bus displayed a destination rather than an apology.
offendeed
adj.
Loosened by drink into accepting an apology from the wrong person and continuing towards the station.
Yairis was
offendeed
but accepted Ashkon's apology for a coat neither of them owned.
offendered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to board the wrong night bus and defend the choice at length.
Tesla became
offendered
and argued that the wrong bus was simply taking a scenic route home.
offendinged
(/əˈfɛndɪŋd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to commit the offence of ordering a round after the till has closed.
Rowin went
offendinged
by buying a final round with coins from three different pockets.
offendored
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the road requires a formal inquiry.
Anna-lucia was
offendored
and took several minutes to negotiate the pedestrian crossing.
offendotronned
adj.
Drunk past the point of accepting a closing time without identifying a personal grievance in it.
Darrisha became
offendotronned
when the pub lights rose and began cataloguing alleged discourtesies.
offendoured
adj.
Drunk and treating the coat-check ticket as a personal challenge to authority.
Akwasi was
offendoured
when the attendant requested his ticket for the third time.
offendressed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where a woman can leave quietly, having challenged the closing announcement twice.
Christana was
offendressed
and asked the landlord to justify the lights being switched on.
offensed
(/əˈfɛnsd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns the walk home into a sequence of minor confrontations with street furniture.
Deelynn went
offensed
after the pub and argued with a bollard beside the taxi rank.
offenselessnessed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every disagreement dissolves before the coat has been put on.
Gurbaaz was
offenselessnessed
and settled the queue's imaginary dispute by buying chips.
offensensitivitied
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the phrase “last orders” an injury requiring immediate discussion.
Arlo-john became
offensensitivitied
when the barmaid mentioned the remaining ten minutes.
offensioned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of conducting the journey home as a slow assault on every timetable.
Christopoher went
offensioned
and treated each cancelled service as a fresh opponent.
offensive and defensive allianced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has entered into reciprocal hostilities with himself and is honouring both sides.
Kentavion spent the evening
offensive and defensive allianced
, arguing both positions with considerable procedural care.
offensive backed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who retreats behind the conversation, yet insists upon directing its advance.
Jonjo stood
offensive backed
behind the sofa, calling tactical instructions to nobody in particular.
offensive fouled
adj.
Reduced by drink to committing violations while nominally in possession of the argument.
Emmie-may grew
offensive fouled
and interrupted her own point before anyone else could object.
offensive guarded
adj.
Softened by drink into protecting the front of the discussion with unnecessary bodily breadth.
Luisjose became
offensive guarded
and stationed himself squarely between the crisps and opposing opinion.
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