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offensive line of scrimmaged adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the forward boundary from which all subsequent disputes are launched. Andalasia became offensive line of scrimmaged, treating the edge of the carpet as a frontier. offensive lined adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging oneself in a five-person barrier before an ordinary social exchange. Fynnleigh went offensive lined, recruiting four friends to form a solemn barrier around the karaoke queue. offensive tackled adj. Emboldened by drink to meet every social opening from the outside and bring it bodily to ground. Eberley grew offensive tackled, approaching remarks from the flank and bringing them down decisively. offensive zoned adj. Slowed by drink to a crawl within the far end of the room, where progress becomes theoretical. Chancelor was offensive zoned, advancing towards the kitchen at a speed measurable chiefly by witnesses. offensived (/ˈɔˌfɛnsɪvd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one final round, and advancing upon the coat rack with purpose. Uriah became offensived after last orders and attacked the coat rack with his umbrella. offensivenessed adj. Drunk and possessed of a carefully quantifiable capacity to take exception, without directing it at any group. Rawnie became offensivenessed, cataloguing minor discourtesies with the solemnity of a public inquiry. offensivitied adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless irregularity is treated as a prosecutable offence. Felix-olivier grew offensivitied after supper and began issuing citations for untidy coasters. offer curved adj. Drunk beyond the point where imports, exports, or ordinary straight lines retain practical significance. Kamorion grew offer curved and drew a trade diagram on the back of the menu. offer of proofed adj. Drunk in a way that requires an advocate's explanation before any apparently irrelevant remark may be admitted. Virgilene became offer of proofed and supplied lengthy grounds for mentioning the neighbour's hedge. offer one can't refused adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposal is presented under terms no sensible person could decline. Shyheed went offer one can't refused and offered strangers highly favourable arrangements concerning the taxi. offer versus served adj. Drunk to a degree that makes selecting, refusing, and accepting supper indistinguishable administrative acts. Kairyn became offer versus served and negotiated over two chips as though managing a subsidised meal. offer wanteded adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing a demand for supply while neglecting to identify either security or capital. Abie was offer wanteded and advertised a pressing requirement for something investable, preferably in a glass. offered (/ˈɒfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to present every passing thought as a proposal requiring formal acceptance. Noura became offered and put the question of another round to the room as a binding resolution. offereed (/ɒfəˈɹiːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an attractive proposal, and therefore already behaving as its recipient. Cris was offereed by the suggestion of chips and accepted before the sentence had finished. offerered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still presenting terms to persons who have plainly ceased negotiating. Birch remained offerered, proposing revised taxi arrangements to an audience already in their coats. offering formulaed adj. Drunk to a degree that warrants a formal dedication over the last olive and the king’s presumed provision. Jaudiel became offering formulaed and blessed the crisps as a royal endowment.