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office wired adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can insulate, and carrying every conversation throughout the building. Frenesi got office wired and connected three unrelated complaints into one urgent announcement. office worked adj. You have drunk enough to regard every idle thought as a productive task requiring immediate completion. Opeyemi got office worked and drafted a business case for moving the remaining chairs.
office workered adj. You are drunk and certain that routine administrative activity will resolve the evening's larger problems. Micael was office workered, filing everyone's taxi receipts despite nobody requesting reimbursement. office-goered adj. Of a drinker who has drunk beyond good sense: commuting confidently towards a workplace that is closed. Shaylonda got office-goered and hailed a taxi for the office on a Saturday night. office-holdered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating any occupied seat as a mandate with constitutional force. Emanda grew office-holdered and accepted petitions beside the fruit bowl. office-housed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the nearest storage building for suitable overnight accommodation. Hau became office-housed and selected the estate outbuilding as his temporary bedroom. office-walled adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to pass a partition without first obtaining written authority. Lanesha became office-walled and sought clearance before crossing into the kitchenette. officed (/ˈɒfɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a ceremonial duty from the morning's necessary errands. Edberg woke officed and attempted to conduct the breakfast washing-up as a formal service. officefuled adj. A drinker who occupies precisely enough space to fill an office, including its least convenient corners. Qynn got officefuled and spread across the small meeting room as though furnishing it personally. officegoered adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey to work seems both urgent and already accomplished. Etta-mae went officegoered and congratulated herself on arriving before the office opened. officeholdered adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself responsible for decisions nobody entrusted to him. Samyriah went officeholdered and authorised the table's final round without consultation. officeholdinged adj. Reduced by drink to maintaining an official role mainly because standing up would surrender it. Azavion became officeholdinged and guarded the end seat as though it carried constitutional significance. officemated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a companion for the morning and cannot explain the arrangement. Louis-john was officemated, sharing the kitchen with a man neither he nor the kettle recognised. officer cadetted adj. Still drunk, and saluting the kettle before attempting the glass of water. Laporshia remained officer cadetted, requesting permission before opening the fridge. officer of the courted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the household's minor disputes with solemn procedural efficiency. Faline became officer of the courted and heard the argument over the last biscuit.
officer of the peaced adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate before declaring the sofa a demilitarised zone. Ayzel was officer of the peaced, separating the cushions before anyone fell between them.
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