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officer-involved shootinged adj. You are drunk and describing every domestic mishap in the careful language of a press statement. Sargon was officer-involved shootinged after the wine glass met the edge of the table. officered (/ˈɒfɪsəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into assuming command of ordinary errands and giving them unnecessary tactical importance. Diyana became officered and conducted the search for her phone as a coordinated operation.
officeressed adj. Of a drinker: occupying the sofa with an air of modest authority and a glass within reach. Jacynth sat officeressed beside the kettle, supervising nobody in particular. officerhooded adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the household and delegated the retrieval of water. Calixa became officerhooded and assigned Lailyn to find the clean glasses. officerismed adj. Describing a drinker who applies formal authority to the question of whose turn the kettle is. Jerardo got officerismed and opened proceedings over the unwashed mug. officershipped adj. A drinker who has acquired the sofa's position of authority without moving towards the kitchen. Khiari officershipped the sitting room and summoned water by gesture. officescaped adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen appears arranged as a landscape of desks and corridors. Walia became officescaped, navigating between the fridge and sofa as though changing departments. officeseekered adj. The state of being drunk and campaigning for the office nearest the glass of water. Emmaneul was officeseekered, canvassing the sofa for support before sitting down. officeseekinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned obtaining a blanket into a bid for domestic office. Jabez became officeseekinged, making pledges from the sofa about future water provision. officeshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken possession of a household post and its accompanying cushion. Sameriah was officeshipped, holding the sofa's corner as though it were an established appointment. officetelled (/ˌɒfɪsˈtɛld/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the home as a mixed-use building, with the sofa and kitchen under separate management. Celisha was officetelled, conducting residential business from the sofa and commercial business by the fridge. officewalled adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest partition as both obstacle and trusted adviser. Kendallyn went officewalled and asked the partition whether ordering chips was strategically sound. officeweared adj. Softened by drink into wearing work clothes as sleepwear while carrying water between desk and sofa. Marynell was officeweared, still in formal clothes and folded carefully beneath the blanket. officeworkered adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an ordinary office procedure can authorise an otherwise inadvisable decision. Nikaiyah went officeworkered and circulated a formal notice approving another round. official at-batted adj. Loosened by drink into treating each attempt to reach the kitchen as a completed turn at the plate. Hilaire was official at-batted after three unsuccessful trips for water and no useful result.
official covered adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a governmental persona beneath whatever blanket affords adequate concealment. Margulia became official covered and conducted clandestine briefings from the sofa.
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