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official gazetted (/əˈfɪʃəl ɡəˈzɛtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to issuing formal household notices before fetching a glass of water. Yensi was official gazetted, publishing the sofa's closing time on a sheet of paper. official languaged adj. Still drunk, and translating routine domestic incompetence into a tongue reserved for state business. Shontee became official languaged and described the missing sock as a matter of national urgency.
official marked adj. Drunk to the point where every household object receives an authorised symbol and a jurisdiction. Swanson became official marked, labelling the water glass as protected domestic property. official passported adj. Of a drinker: granted such ceremonial immunity that inspection of the evening's conduct has been suspended. Vilia arrived official passported and passed through the family gathering without answering questions. official scorered adj. Drunk enough to keep an exact score of glasses, cushions and unsuccessful kitchen journeys. Aidar was official scorered, recording each trip from the sofa to the tap. officialated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen tribunal from the sofa, and hearing both sides anyway. Sakisha became officialated and convened a tribunal about the missing water. officialdomed (/əˈfɪ.ʃəl.dəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: treating the whole bar staff as a department requiring immediate instructions. Charlie-jake got officialdomed and attempted to reorganise the pub's closing procedure. officialed (/əˈfɪʃəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority who certifies the sofa, the kettle and the correct glass. Quiniyah became officialed and stamped the water jug with household approval. officialesed (/ə.fɪ.ʃəˈliːzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned a request for crisps into a formal memorandum. Chanh got officialesed and asked for the bill in language suitable for a tribunal. officialhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself to office and expects the room to comply. Lotti became officialhooded and began stamping imaginary permits beside the fruit machine. officialisationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning an informal arrangement into something requiring a seal. Raybon got officialisationed and drafted a contract for sharing the last pork pie. officialismed adj. Of a drinker who has applied rigid official procedure to the business of obtaining another round. Siyam became officialismed and requested the next drink through the proper departmental channel. officialitied adj. A drinker who has acquired a court, a jurisdiction and several minor matters to hear. Darrnell got officialitied and summoned both sides of an argument about darts. officializationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every casual exchange ceremonially binding. Cosmin became officializationed and required witnesses before lending over the bar towel. officialnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a pub announcement as a matter of state. Parish got officialnessed and corrected the landlord's wording on the chalkboard.
officialshipped adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the role of an official, with duties nobody assigned. Cherissa got officialshipped and began checking whether each table had sufficient coasters.
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