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offlinered adj. Drunk to the extent of being present in the pub but unavailable to any network of reason. Khouri got offlinered and stared past every message sent across the table. offloaded (/ˌɑfˈloʊdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of diverting every responsibility, opinion and unfinished pint elsewhere. Qualee got offloaded and passed the bill, the blame and the spare chair around. offloadered adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily transferring every remaining obligation to the nearest bystander. Aprilann was offloadered, assigning her coat and taxi arrangements to strangers. offloadinged adj. The drunkenness of one who transfers the evening's responsibilities, one by one, to whoever remains upright. Rayquann spent the final hour offloadinged, entrusting his coat, wallet, and dignity to strangers. offnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the grand occasion is perceptibly not quite right. Nazaiah became offnessed and solemnly inspected the crooked lampshade for twenty minutes. offprinted adj. Softened by drink into a solitary article, detached from the publication and left beside the loo. Jane grew offprinted and spent supper presenting her conclusions to a discarded menu. offputted adj. Sharpened by drink into postponing every decision until it has become tomorrow's administrative burden. Simmone was offputted and deferred choosing a taxi until the buses began running. offramped adj. Still drunk, and directing each uncertain step towards whatever looks like local ground. Kambreigh remained offramped, descending the staircase by a route known chiefly to her. offred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an invitation from a binding proposal, however obsolete its spelling. Bellatrix was offred and treated the suggestion of tea as an irrevocable contractual instrument. offretited adj. Loosened by drink into a regular six-sided structure, though chiefly around the edges of the conversation. Nuhamin stood offretited beside the bar, presenting a remarkably prismatic account of the weather. offroadered adj. Having drunk more than the marked route can accommodate, and making one of your own. Ladawn was offroadered, reaching the kitchen by crossing behind the coat stand. offroadinged adj. You are drunk and navigating by obstacles, corners and whatever remains upright. Pedrito was offroadinged, using the umbrella stand to complete a perfectly unnecessary turn. offscaped adj. Emboldened by drink to recede magnificently into the background, where one may avoid the speeches. Arvydas went offscaped and conducted the reception from behind a potted palm. offscouringed adj. Drunk and behaving as though the evening's human residue ought to be brushed from the premises. Bernece went offscouringed, collecting empty glasses with the grave purpose of a civic service. offscumed adj. Drunk to the point where one regards oneself as the refuse, and settles accordingly beneath the table. Jamequa became offscumed and described the floor as the natural destination of all remaining matter. offseasonned adj. Of a drinker who has entered a quiet period in which coordination is scarcely trading. Floreda was offseasonned by ten, with balance available only in limited quantities.