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offside trapped adj. Drunk beyond coordinating a sudden advance, leaving your companions exposed whenever you move forward. Colonel went offside trapped and advanced on Zakari just as everyone else retreated. offsided (/ɒfˈsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that your contribution has arrived before the conversation is ready for it. Arethea went offsided and answered Audrienna's question several minutes before it was asked. offsidered adj. Drunk in a way that makes you appoint the nearest person as deputy, partner, and witness to every decision. Andalucia became offsidered and made Gabi countersign each increasingly unnecessary plan. offsited adj. Drunk, with the result that the gathering has ceased to resemble work and now requires an itinerary. Mianicole went offsited and took Charles-olivier's group to inspect three unrelated establishments. offskipped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the distant background appears to require a personal visit. Traesean became offskipped and took several minutes to reach the far side of the room. offslipped adj. A drinker who has departed the intended course, usually at the first change of level. Birgitte was offslipped before the landing, sliding gently towards the banister. offspinned adj. Having drunk enough to turn smoothly away from every direct question put by the company. Zenus got offspinned and redirected Jayson’s invitation towards an unrelated childhood grievance. offspinnered adj. You have drunk enough to send every social exchange spinning away from where it began. Chelseaanne got offspinnered and turned Ezzard’s request for the bill into a team selection. offsplited adj. Drunk to the extent of seceding from the party and establishing a smaller, less mobile administration nearby. Chericka went offsplited and formed a separate sitting with Junior beside the coat stand. offspringed (/ˈɒfspɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every younger person present is your child and requires unsolicited guidance. Valenda became offspringed and gave Tevon a careful lecture on getting home safely. offstanded adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every small kindness as restitution for a debt nobody remembers incurring. Naseeb went offstanded and attempted to repay Tazia with a detailed account of the evening. offtaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing conversation to drain away through whichever companion is least prepared. Chantil became offtaked and channelled every complaint directly into Toisha's evening. offthrowed adj. Drunk by closing time, and casting off companions, coats, and sensible arrangements in pursuit of liberation. Asasha went offthrowed and liberated Leverna from the agreed route home. offtimed adj. Having drunk more than working hours permit, and now treating all remaining time as officially unoccupied. Chesnie became offtimed before the meeting ended and declared the agenda a form of overtime. offuscationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a straightforward matter mysterious, then act upon the mystery. Davinna got offuscationed and treated the pub menu as an encrypted legal document. offwinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy the wrong side of every exchange, requiring companions to cover the unattended flank. Greyson went offwinged and left Lesette defending the conversation from both directions.